A buddy of mine, Tom, had been in the RCMPolice service for 25 years. Finally sick of the stress, he quit his job and bought 50 acres of land up...
Last night I was out for dinner at a nice local restaurant. I decided to see the wone list and order up a nice white wine to go with dinner. The...
A little boy goes to his father and asks, “Daddy, how was I born?” The father answers, “Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out...
I gave up my seat to a blind person on the bus. That's why I lost my bus driving job.
I think, I'm going to lose my drivers license... And all just because of a stupid police officer... The conversation went like this when I got...
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Congrats. Red is in fact quite quick. But the white ones are so fast, it wears the paint off. I have had to re-paint mine two times since getting...
AH! HAH! A new member. And relatively new to the forum. I think he is after Scubalong's crown here and is of to a good start. Welcome CunFuse....
Welcome Blair. We are mostly a pretty good bunch of Neanderthals here. Some of us are talented on the tech stuff so if you run into any...
I bought this fixer upper. I thought that the window and door needed to be switched around for better use of existing space. Easy Peasy. [ATTACH]
No. But I was approached by the driving school I went to for my Class 1 Commercial. The asked if I would train to become a trainer. I thought...
Little Johnny's neighbour had a baby. But he was born without ears. Johnny and his mom went to visit the baby but Johnny was warned not to...
father walks into a restaurant with his young son. He gives the young boy 3 nickels to play with, to keep him occupied. Suddenly, the boy starts...
On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter. In his highly...
Second from the bottom is the shitter. WE were in the sewer below the shitter.
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