A grade two teacher had noticed that little Suzzie has fallen asleep at her desk, so she called out, "Suzzie. Who created the whole universe?"...
I guess that is a good thing or you wouldn't have listed it for sale. Hope you got what you wanted for it. I should sell one of mine. Just don't...
You know you're getting old when you need a hair blower to dry your nasal hairs after a shower.
Billy was sitting on the side of the road. He was holding a bottle when a priest came up to him and asked what he had. Billy replied, "Turpentine...
My brother had one of those wagons way back when. Big black bitch. But it was not still in the crate. I think they designed the USS Gerald Ford...
BTW all my Fall of Shamers members I just got back from a two week trip from Chilliwack (it snowed two days after we left) to Cabo San Lucas and...
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