Those rat-deer vermin bastards hang out in my front and back yard, and then stare at me like I'm the one imposing. They feast on my wife's flowers...
.................Poose.
I have just one thing to say - Ducati Multistrada 1200. It makes you think, "Honda who?"
Don't forget to take your Methadone.
No, just for the VFR.
Sounds like you mounted your deer whistles backwards. :biggrin:
I got a wedgie once when I forgot to put the seat back on.
I smell a subpoena from PETA coming.
If you're texting while riding in the rain, slow down a bit. If you're simply talking on your cell phone, there's no need to observe any...
Use Slick... Oh, never mind.
Dear Randy: There's a profound mystery that has been haunting me nearly my entire life. It keeps me awake nights trying to fathom its meaning,...
I try my best to keep it up as often as possible, but I'm getting older.
Glad you made it out alive! And, yes, definitely get another 5th Gen.
Jack and Jill went up the hill each with a buck and a quarter. Jill came down a half hour later with $2.50.
Old Mother Hubbard went to her cupboard to fetch her poor dog a bone. But when she bent over the dog took over and gave her a bone of his own.
Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet eating her curds and whey. Along came a spider and sat down beside her, so she picked up a stick and beat...
I was riding through the Adirondacks after dark recently. No moon and heavily overcast, so it was pitch black. A bit disconcerting, but it didn't...
Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.
There is great need for a sarcasm font.
I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.
Separate names with a comma.
