SIMPLE TRUTH 1: Lovers help each other undress before sex. However after sex, they always dress on their own. Simple Truth: In life, no one helps...
No more chefs making chicken stew!
A 10 year old girl asks her mum, "Mummy. How was I born?" The mother smiles and replied "Once upon a time, your daddy and I decided to plant a...
OK. ALRIGHT! ON MY WAY TOE!
He rode several decades ago. He pretty much stopped riding when he had his 850 Commando stolen when it was listed for sale as he was moving from...
A cowboy, who just moved to Wyoming from Texas , walks into a bar and orders three mugs of Bud. He sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip...
Complete with the ever present shagon wagon in the back drop.
Amazing how they keep those together don't you think?
I have just had my plastics painted, (well, they are still in the paint shop) . One of them needs to have a hole fixed from a mishap. This shop no...
That is an awful looking piece of junk you have gotten yourself into there. Just throw a piece of plastic over it and eventually I will get out...
Silicon spray in a wood working shop is the evilest thing you can use. Everything is all fine and dandy until you finish your project, sand and...
A quick Google Search came up with this. I don't know for sure, but I would think you could get it at a reputable quality tool store. Harbor...
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Welcome to the World. We are plums stock full of talent, information and technical help. Unfortunately, none of that is available from me. I am...
Ain't that the truth. I hear you can hire hookers from Amazon too.
That could have been me during our week long heavy snow fall last winter. I shoveled every day at least once, most often two or three times. It...
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