My neighbours - the two 25 year old blonde lesbians next door, asked me what I would like for my birthday... I was quite surprised when they gave...
I'm 53 I just bought a VFR 750 95mod from an 83 year old uncle of a mate of mine. He had not ridden it for three years, but was always reluctant...
Subject: Mathematics Over the Ages It's only funny because it's so close to the truth! 1. Teaching Maths in 1970 A logger sells a truckload...
This one comes with a warning: If your religious or easily offended, back away now. God has spoken to ST Peter at the Pearly Gates and told him...
An elderly lady was looking for company in the form of a pet and some one suggested she get a parrot. She managed to get one from a local pet...
how some marriages work A newlywed couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out...
WHERE DO RED-HEADED BABIES COME FROM????? After their baby was born, the panicked father went to see the Obstetrician. "Doctor," the man said, "I...
The Lone Ranger was ambushed and captured by an enemy Indian War Party. The Indian Chief proclaims, "So, YOU are the great Lone Ranger" .. "In...
little Johnny comes home from school with a worried look on his face, his dad says what's up? he replies I've got an English assignment to do...
Having come home from another shitty day at work, I open up the forum and find this jewel what a pisser Tumbleweed
I understand your position, you feel you may need a mechanic later on, and you don't want to stuff up what could have been a good relationship to...
WOW there's some serious machines listed from everyone's past. I started with a TS 50 it was my most important bike purchase ever. I thought I was...
If in doubt use a hammer, bigger the doubt, bigger the hammer. When I was 15 at trade school I had a teacher tell me that. I think JWW must have...
He should get a digital vernier caliper and measure length of all studs It is possible to stretch bolts, had a diesel head replaced on Ford...
Hi my name is Paul (tumbleweed) I'm from Melbourne, Australia. I recently purchased a 4th Gen 750 VFR 95 mod and I'm in the process of relearning...
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