The Zipper A MAN WALKED INTO A SUPERMARKET WITH HIS ZIPPER DOWN. A LADY CASHIER WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID, 'YOUR BARRACKS DOOR IS OPEN'....
I was reading the 5th gen review posted here and wonder if anyone else noticed this...... "At the Honda Hoot in 2000, I asked a Honda tech if...
y2k dyno run....here's the graph [IMG]
There are two statues in a park; one of a nude man and one of a nude woman. They had been facing each other across a pathway for a hundred years,...
While walking down the street one day a US senator is tragically hit by a truck and dies. His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at...
You couldn't get a job at McDonalds and become district manager after 143 days of experience. You couldn't become chief of surgery after...
During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director how do you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized....
I was walking past the mental hospital last night, and all the patients were shouting, "13...13...13...." The fence was too high to see over,...
CINDERELLA wants to go to the ball, but her wicked stepmother won't let her. As Cinderella sits crying in the garden, her fairy godmother...
I got some Hooters coupons (thanks gtcompscientist). This will be at the Hooters near the aiport. Valid dates Oct 14-20. We need a party of 6 or...
So I rode to the local Honda shop this morning just to look around and the were having an open house. Around back I spot a dyno and say to myself,...
Sheer Nightgown A husband walks into Victoria's Secret to purchase a sheer negligee for his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range...
thought this was a good one.
Thought y'all might enjoy this. This was at Capital City Bikefest in Raleigh, NC.
A little girl asked her Mom, "Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?" Mom replies, "No, because she is in heat." "What's that...
The Lord and The VFR Rider A man riding his VFR was riding along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a...
A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird's mouth...
How about adding a new forum for funny stuff. Everybody can use a good laugh now and then. Unless you preface something as a joke in the anything...
Here is a chicken recipe that also includes the use of popcorn as a stuffing -- imagine that. When I found this recipe, I thought it was perfect...
There are less than three months until the election, an election that will decide the next President of the United States The person elected will...
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