Another thread asked for interesting photos of you bike. I took a bunch of shots and thought you, the VFRatti of VFRworld might help me by telling me what the pictures are of. This is pretty easy, so you'll need to step up the creative nature of your guesses to even dream of qualifing for a prize from the judge. <a href="http://picasaweb.google.com/nozzle.productions/GeneralInterceptorPics/photo?authkey=l3ZWh3ojJf0#5165699433768285074"><img src="http://lh6.google.com/nozzle.productions/R7BARBYx85I/AAAAAAAACmI/MHBcH0QGbk4/s400/enlightened.JPG" /></a>
I Know!! I Know!! It's the prototype photon/laser beam emitter. This is a top-secret project Honda has been working on to provide riders a way to eliminate the crazy drivers who don't deserve to be on the road. (AKA, the ones who don't pay attention and are a danger to everyone, not just motorcyclists.)
That's the easiest yet! It' s a quantum flux transistor/mirror combo. I think you took the picture just as a strange looking upside down man was entering flux transition. If you used a flash, he may be stuck somewhere in a time-space rift.
You guys are all wrong. Anyone can tell it is a Phillips H4 Fluglemeister. It's Function is too emit streams of tightly packed Photons. Allows the rider to use his conveyance in the dark, it also primes the hyperdrive when you make the jump to light speed. It has a secondary function that also causes insanity when it fails due to you having to hang upside down from handle bars while changing it out. As you can see that Noz was doing this very thing. Noz, hope you recover soon.
That's Marvin the Martian in his embryonic growth stage. You can tell because the broom bristles and Roman helmet on the top of his skull are just starting to form, and at this age resemble an off-gray Hershey's kiss. His torso is still semi-transparent, with a clear view of his inner organ (just one). It's either that or a lonely filament, reflecting on self-illumination and the oneness of the universe.
