taught my old lady to ride today...kinda

she made it about 5 feet. now i need a new mirror, clutch lever and a whole bunch of paint work! what was i thinking?

 

she made it about 5 feet,lol! at least im getting a blow job every day till its fixed!!!

 

I would rather have an unscathed bike than a wife that rides it. Thats just me though, wut-duz-me-know?

You could always have her ride as a pillion and get a shirt for yourself that says, "if you can read this - the bitch fell off!"

 

My first thought when I saw this thread was, I wonder how much damage she did?

 

ound: TMI. ound:

 

now that she is operationally qualifed, time to go shopping for her new 'Busa.

 

actually guys, we stopped at the cycle shop this am and ordered her a fz6 and signed her up for a riding class this weekend. she has been excited to ride and i guess we just like to make each other happy. didnt quiet work out! my poor bike, its a damn shame, now ive got some fixin to do. just had the oil changed and got new pirelli angels for her too

 

"Yeah hunny, just take her around the parking lot nice and slow, what could possibly go wrong...................fuk"

Seriously tho, you seem to have an allright sense of humor about the situation, good for you. I might have punched her in the twat.

 

fix it first, bitch about it later. as much as i love my vfr, its just a bike. a very nice bike, but replaceable. im glad jen didnt get hurt. so far about 20 or so of my friends and coworkers (plus u guys) have heard what happened and asked how bad my bike is hurt and said that they were sorry to here that it happened... no one even once asked if jen was okay! in fact, a guy in the parking lot when it happened pulled up immediately and asked if everything was okay. i said "i dont know yet. the mirror is busted off but i have to pick her up and see how bad she is hurt" as i reached for my bike and left the mother of my child laying on the ground! he asked if i needed a hand lifting her! like, never mind the hot piece of ass laying on the asphalt. what the hell is wrong with us!!!?

 

Bike on the ground - not on top of wife. Wife stands up - she's ok. :thumb: Pick up bike, check with wife.
Bike on ground - not on top of wife. She doesn't stand up - ask her if she's ok, answer yes, pick up the bike, check with wife.
Bike on ground - not on top of wife. She doesn't stand up - ask her if she's ok, answer is no - don't faint :faint2: - help wife, leave bike on the ground.

Bike on ground - on top of wife :fear:. Ask her if she's ok. Answer - yes, pick up bike, help wife up.


Bike on ground - on top of wife :fear:. Ask her if she's ok. Answer - no :jaw: pick up bike, check on wife, maybe call 911 :cell:.


We assumed :madgrin: you mentally followed all of these steps as appropriate to ensure marital tranquility. :hug: :thumbsup:

 

Aside from the black eyes.

 

I think when I saw the title you wrote it in the wrong forum..... ound:
glad the wife is OKay and the bike is still operational...

 

I'll suggest that frame sliders are the first upgrade to the fazzer!

 

I'll suggest that a new rider shouldn't be riding a new bike.