I love these literal translations! however, I did run into a "festive dog" the other day! Heading up one of my favorite roads I saw a Border Collie standing in the middle of my lane, so I pulled over to to help him. He came right over and was very friendly. I had no cell coverage, so I couldn't call number on tags. Parked the bike and we walked back done the side of the road (very obedient) till I found a house with some humans. (Not a very populated area), couldn't just leave him there.
Border Collies are kewel they are dogs that need a mission. Maybe the family thats watching mine will keep him ound: He will be in pulled-pork heaven, sure they serve fried pork skin too.
6. It is very wisdom given not to place in park motorcycle in pool of golden cat juice. Effectiveness of tire grips lost and bike will lose to overwhelming gravity victory at corners of road.
I have had 4 Dalmations over the years, but I think I would like a Border Collie next time, not enough room right now inside or outside.