My other woman - I need your help to name her..

I have another woman and she needs a name. Maybe it will help you generate some ideas if I tell you about my other woman...

My day starts - and ends - with her. I mount her first thing in the morning, but just for a quickie since I'm always in a hurry to get to work. I think of her often throughout my day. How gorgeous she is, how much she likes the way I handle her, and how she literally waits for me to get back on top of her.

So, when my work is done, I don’t keep her waiting. I go straight to her, get her going, and ride her hard. But I try to take my time. Once she gets to breathing hard, she is disappointed if I finish too soon. So I take the long, pleasurable route. Smooth steady strokes, a little manipulation to keep her in the right range, and the occasional back road detour, which we both enjoy. One thing’s for sure, she’s a screamer. Her high-pitched screams of ecstasy sometimes offend other people. She doesn’t seem to care if they know how hard I’m riding her but, out of courtesy, I try to slow my tempo down a bit.

Sometimes, when we’re together, we run into other women, with other men. I can tell by the way she casts sideways glances that she is a little jealous. I can tell what she is thinking: ‘She’s leaner than me...,’ ‘Her accessories are nicer…,’ ‘Her man is happier than my man....’ Once it was ‘She is more beautiful than I.’ But I reassure her: ‘You’re beautiful. I chose YOU. I’m very happy. Accessories? Do I have the store for you!’ Then she feels good again.

She loves our time together. I must confess, so do I. It’s always disappointing when I inform her that I must go home, for my wife is waiting. It’s at this time that she demands that I pound her harder – and faster. She is like snarling tiger, eagerly taking as much as I can deliver. It’s as if she’s challenging me: ‘Does your wife make you feel this way? Will she go as far as I will?’ Finally, I have to insist on going home. After so much activity, she is very hot. So hot in fact, that the fan must be turned on. I try to cool her down as best as I can, but sometimes I have to leave quickly. She is sad, but she is consoled knowing that I will come to her again.

This is my other woman. But what is her name?

 

For a second I thought I was going to read..."Dear Penthouse Forum"

Anyway, I always liked the name Natasha.

 

mines buttercup

 

Since She is RWB I am thinking "Samantha"

My Ole-Girl is named "Angel"

 

I love my Harley-Davidson
I love it like my life
I love it even more than I even love my wife
I love to lubricate it and grease it down real good
I'd really love to mount it
If I could I would.

Bruce is a good name. There are some chicas that used to be Bruces and vice versa.

Got a bud who is a wheel at a big zoo. Prior to his promotion he was the manager of the herparium. There was a local flap about what to name two new baby gorillas and so I asked my bud about naming lizards and snakes. "Bill, he sez, "snakes ain't got fucking names".

If you think your new ride will suffer trauma in response to your filial duties, the solution is to shoot a pic of your joint, blow it up Texas size and paste it to the inside of your windscreen.

BTW my dog's name is Dog.

 

Victoria. Starts with a V, "Victory" with the patriotic color scheme.

 

Not exactly on topic but,,,,,,,,


COWBOY TOMBSTONE
Headstone of Russell J. Larsen in the Logan City Cemetery , Logan , Utah
I wonder if he died knowing he won the 'Coolest Headstone' contest?
His five rules for a happy life are at the bottom.



FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW FOR A HAPPY LIFE:

1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home,
cooks from time to time, cleans up, and has a job.

2. It's important to have a woman who can make you
laugh.

3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust,
and doesn't lie to you.

4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed,
and likes to be with you.

5. It's very, very important that these four women
do not know each other or you could end up dead like me.



Back on topic!

If you just have to give her a name, how about Roxxy because she seems to fill that role in your life.....LOL Of course Miss Daisy could work too......

 

Ecstasy.

Nice write-up, BTW.

 

Well played, sir. Well played. Mine is red, so she's Scarlett. Even my wife calls her Scarlett.

And, it still makes me smile every time my wife says it in a disdainful way.

 

Mine is a quiet girl with impeccable manners known to me as the Lady in Red. My wife calls her Sadie the other woman.

 

Um, if your wife ever sees this I think you might be safest naming your other woman #2.

 

I like Bella as the name.

Rollin

 

So what do you guys name your genitals?

 

I don't, there isn't a name small enough... :frown:

My VFR is white, my daughter named her "snowflake"

 

I think my wife named mine "No way you are putting that in me"

Rollin

 

I think we may find that any further contributors will claim the opposite..

 

My wife has seen it and she doesn't have a problem with the name. I only wish she would ride with me, but she's the smarter half.

 

I name my old lady JoHonda.

 

Heehee, I like this thread otstir:

Lots of food for thought. Thank you all.

I'll post the name when it is made clear to me what it should be.

Rich

 

Well, if you insist on naming her the other woman, the only fitting name is,

Jezebel.

Larry