Looking for legislative advice

I am considering attempting to float a bill in Congress making it legal to helmet butt the next person that asks me "Arent you hot in all that gear?"

But knowing our legislative propensity it will probably wind up watered down and loaded up with earmarks to the point where it will cost 10 million in Federal Highway funding for a road in Alaska going to Siberia and all I'll be able to legally do is glare at the moron that said that sentence and not allowed to say a word.

I suppose in the meantime I'll have to be happy with telling people "Oh no, this is a special suit that has cooling coils running all through it, in fact, Im freaking freezing to death right now and I need to keep moving, see ya"

 

Me likey. Considering adding a small steel plate to the forehead section of the helmet!


:heh:

 

Yes, one would not want to chip one's expensive helmet on a moron's remaining tooth.

 

I like that, for the gentlemanly type or british folks I'd like the option to take the glove off and slap 'em

[video=youtube;P16J0ejFToY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P16J0ejFToY[/video]

 

Agreed,and bolt on a couple of big honkin' steel spikes for dramatic effect. :faint: :lol:

 

Say yes, then puke on their shoes, then say the heat got to you.

 

I suppose I could tell them about my buddy (Cynyc) that just crashed his Ape by t-boning a car, flying over the roof and landing on the road. Broken arm and few bruises, thats it......not dead. Why not? The Gear.

But that would involve standing there and conversing with aforementioned undesirable.....I know all they are doing is trying to make conversation and all, but its all I can do sometimes to keep from saying, "No Im not any hotter in this gear than you are in all that fat"

:joker:

Here's the Linky

http://www.louisville-sportbikes.com/forum/showthread.php?16600-Cynyc-Down

 

i actually find it kind of funny that here in arizona, no one ever asks me if i'm hot "in all that gear."
i hope your friend heals fully and quickly.

 

One of the members of SVRider says this as a comeback:

"You look hot in all that gear."
"Why thank you. Personally, I think I'm just average looking."

 

you must become one with your chi.

i remember a guy that told me not so long ago, "you can't let people get to you". that person will go unnamed, however, it did prove to be prophetic.

 

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

 

NASA Portable Space Suit Cooling Unit

 

I just say that i want to be able to have an open casket and that usually ends the conversation.

 

I've seen you enough times to know that a headbutt to your face would be an improvement.:biggrin:

 

Meh... i'd rather improve other things... like the people i ride with :tongue: ...

Besides, i prefer to just club women and drag them back to the cave.

 

Just carry this picture of Brittany Morrow. She didn't wear her gear.



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