Life is short. Les Mis is long.

I am watching the Oscars. My wife made me take her to Les Mis. 'Nuff said.



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Made you huh?

 

:jaw:..........................:rant:

 

Women can talk me into alot of things.......but there is a limit.

 

When the title translates to "the miserable ones", one cant hope for much.

 

I saw it on Broadway many years ago with my wife. It was the most boring and interminably long musical I had ever attended. I couldn't wait for it to end. I remember nothing about it other than the pain it inflicted on me.

 

my brother and sister were in it back in high school and talked about how awesome it was and they've invited me every time it came to town to watch on stage and I've ALWAYS found some way out of it.

 

Pleased to say that so far I have managed to avoid all forms of this particular ailment!

 

Like Bro! What else is there to do up there in the middle of fuggen winter? You can always go to WInnipeg for some mild weather in February.

 

Oh jesus, I swear this musical is like gout. It goes away and then it flares up and all the woman go nuts. It was a godamned loaf of bread, get over it.

 

We were watching that. I told my wife, "thanks for not making me go see that, because I find this very annoying. Don't know if I could take a few hours of this" That was a bad idea, she got all pissed off.

 

I heard someone comment that Anne Hathaway looks like a chicken when she sings.

 

Like a pitiful anorexic bird.

 

I am hoping when the DVD with the extras comes out, it will have the scene where Hugh Jackman has those knives come out and he slices up the bread.

 

"She will be mine. Oh yes. She will be mine."

"Or imagine being able to be magically whisked away to Delaware! Hi... I'm in Delaware.."

"Pardon me. Do you have any grey poupon?"


It seemed like a good time for some random Wayne's World quotes!

 

Singing or not, that chican has great tits. That's a quote..

 

Now you see BB thats a fantastic idea.... If only Les Mis had Anne singing nude.+while on a trampoline.+ incorporate her on a stripper pole in movie = box office hit that guys would go see.

 

Not rocket science is it?

 

Somewhere in all this is a poulet pun.. I also figure there are quite a few harleydoods out there who will be watching Hugh and not Anne..

The invention of a combo trampoline and stripper pole could make millions.

 

Can't believe how many here watched the Oscars or That Lost Miserable show, whatever that was. I was watching Martha Stewart re-runs. Great recipe for Blueberry Baking powder Biscuits.

My wife watches all those self appreciating award shows. There are two of us in this house and we have three TVs. An extra just in case one breaks down. Either that, or I can always do something a little more interesting like...oh I dunno....polishing the silver or scrubbing the toilets.