Is your bike constipated? Try...PASS GASSSS!

The guys that came up with this stuff must be veteran riders. Drop a tablet in your tank and let your bike do the farting? Genius!!!

I carry something similar to this in my car. Its a cheap spray bottles I purchased from Amazon. The use for these substances are numerous, like spraying the interior of a convertible that takes up two parking spaces on busy lots, or spraying the front of your door when the Jehovah witnesses are making the rounds. The smell eventually fades, but not before you make your point. Unfortunately, this is not practical for motorcycle use. Only a courageous person would attempt to spray an offending driver at high speeds. The majority of the pungent substance could end up on your suit or jacket. Not this stuff. Pop it in your tank and let your tail do the talking.

PASS GASSS...
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You have to love the names. Yeah, that is $669 for a bottle of PASS GASSS. Steep!:crazy:

 

Someone intentionally priced that shit high to minimize the likelyhood that they would ever get bombed on the road by their own trickery.

 

Or it was priced that way to make it clear it was a joke...