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    I am without words to caption this.......
    [​IMG]
     
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    Those are awesome Lint!
     
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    As a new, young MD doing his residency in OB.
    I was quite embarrassed when performing female pelvic exams...
    To cover my embarrassment
    I had unconsciously formed a habit of whistling softly.

    The middle-aged lady upon whom I was performing this exam
    suddenly burst out laughing
    And further embarrassing me.
    I looked up from my work and sheepishly said.. . ...
    ' I'm sorry. Was I tickling you?'
    She replied with tears running down her cheeks
    from laughing so hard .. ... ..

    ' No doctor but the song you were whistling was .. . ...
    ' I wish I was an Oscar Meyer Wiener .
     
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    A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room,
    waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby's first exam.

    The doctor arrived, and examined the baby, checked his weight,
    and being a little concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed
    or bottle-fed.
    'Breast-fed,' she replied..

    'Well, strip down to your waist,' the doctor ordered.

    She did He pinched her nipples, pressed, kneaded,
    and rubbed both breasts for a while in a very
    professional and detailed examination.

    Motioning to her to get dressed, the doctor said,
    'No wonder this baby is underweight.
    You don't have any milk.'

    I know,' she said, 'I'm his Grandma,

    But I'm glad I came".
     
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    Why do my pictures keep disappearing and the little picture box icon showing?
     
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    If you have put a URL link to a photo, then it is not working or picture can't be found.
    I upload photos from computer directly in to VFRW.
     
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    I have caption!

    Broken dreams, crushed soul. It's meant to be a picture, but it's just a black hole...
     
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    So so sadders [​IMG]
     
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    I was that kid who wondered more about the red road than the yellow. [​IMG]
     
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    That is what I do. There is no link. It is direct upload from my computer. It works fine and pic shows but wait a few hours or overnight and then gone.

    On a couple pics I have put on here, I have edited and re-added a few days later and same thing. Pic is there and fine, then several hours to overnight and poof, up and gone like a fart in the wind.
     
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    Gigem, I have noticed I can't see your images often. I need to see your farts.

    I'm sorry I have no suggestions. Just hope it gets sorted. Smell-a-thread in the meantime may be something the mods could whip up.
     
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    I tried farting on my phone, but nothing happened. Now I have to find an insurance claim. It just shows a big flashing FU now.
     
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    Bluenose in Canada used to refer to the boat on the back of the Canadian dime. I guess it has new potential meaning now
     
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    I was able to download the blue square and it is an html file: attachment.php.html

    When I opened file in my browser, I got:

    [​IMG]

    So some how you are not uploading picture correctly.
     
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