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  1. nozzle

    nozzle New Member

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    I am calling on my virtual advisors here on the VFRWorld to help with my personal hygene. :biggrin:

    So I've let my #2 comb on the side hair cut go for more weeks that usual and rode in on the RWB due to the pleasant weather. Helmet head is bad.

    Any suggestions for the next nozzle haircut that will help reduce the problem. :confused:

    include a picture so I can show the barber come the end of February.

    Thanks for your help. :smile:
     


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  2. derstuka

    derstuka Lord of the Wankers Staff Member

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    Wizard of Noz,

    You are such a mysterious fellow....you still owe us a picture from the "show yer mug" thread! We have to see what we are working with in order to help ya!
     


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    I posted a picture of not one but two mugs on that thread! :spy:

    Are you going to whine and gripe about the international man of mystery or help with my haircut? :mullet:
     


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    derstuka Lord of the Wankers Staff Member

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    What about this guy Noz? He is a looker with that do. Well, here are a couple of ideas for ya!
     

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    I can see how the blonde would help with the helmet head... kinda a combo of the flat top and mullet and jessica simpson.

    Wouldn't the long pony get all tangled in the wind?

    wouldn't know as the last time my hair was below the collar was in 1981 or so. Think John Denver.

    I did get Stud Muffin boxers from Mrs. Nozzle at Christmas, so maybe the second look is for me?
     


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    derstuka Lord of the Wankers Staff Member

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    I think that the blonde "beaver paddle" do is all you Noz! Hang out at a NASCAR event and the ladies would be all over you!
     


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    nozzle New Member

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    Eddie: My son, sitting in the other room says,"Dad that sounds like...err..." I say Patton Manning, he says,"Yeah". He's off to college after eighteen years of freeloading in the fall. Should I cry about the cost or do the happy dance that my first of three is gone?

    Jason: I've been there, done that. the mullet requires a Chevy or Ford to make "work" with the ladies. I have all Hondas, except the AMX, so that is a weak choice. You are not doing your best work here and it shows. Don't continue to let your fans down with this weak offering. Bring it or go home.

    I'll say what my lovely wife taught me to say at our kids soccer games when someone totally blows it, "Good Try!" Remember, don't say, "You suck" or "WTF?" say "Good Try" and then smile and make the "L" sign with your hand to your forehead. :thumb:

    I love you guys..... (sniff)
     


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    When those tuition and book bills start coming in, you won't be able to afford a "store bought" hair cut:mullet: . 1 down 2 to go.:rockon:
     


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    I could start looking for the Flow-Bee, or Suck-cut on eBay.
     


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    Stuka!

    I've met the Noz man and he is a great guy and I hope to ride with him again this year. However I recommend nozzle NOT post a picture of himself. He's what they call a Maryland "Two Sacker". You have to wear a sack on your head just in case his were to fall off! :eek:

    Just kidding Paul!:biggrin:

    Although the mullet might look good!

    BZ
     


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    Is that what it is? I thought he was on the FBI's most wanted list or something for chopping up some moonies from the airports back in the 80's.
     


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