great ideas... these really work

[FONT=&quot]THESE REALLY WORK!![/FONT][FONT=&quot] I checked this out on Snopes and it's for real![/FONT]
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AMAZING SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES:

1. AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY GETTING SOMEONE ELSE TO[/FONT][FONT=&quot] [/FONT][FONT=&quot]HOLD THE VEGETABLES[/FONT][FONT=&quot] [/FONT][FONT=&quot]WHILE YOU CHOP.

2. AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH THE FEMALES ABOUT LIFTING THE TOILET SEAT BY USING THE SINK.

3. FOR HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE SUFFERERS ~ SIMPLY CUT YOURSELF AND BLEED FOR A[/FONT][FONT=&quot] [/FONT][FONT=&quot]FEW MINUTES, THUS REDUCING THE PRESSURE ON YOUR VEINS. REMEMBER TO USE A[/FONT][FONT=&quot] [/FONT][FONT=&quot]TIMER.

4. A MOUSE TRAP PLACED ON TOP OF YOUR ALARM CLOCK WILL PREVENT YOU FROM ROLLING OVER AND GOING BACK TO SLEEP AFTER YOU HIT THE SNOOZE BUTTON.

5. IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES. THEN YOU'LL BE AFRAID TO COUGH.

6. YOU ONLY NEED TWO TOOLS IN LIFE - WD-40 AND DUCT TAPE. IF IT DOESN'T MOVE AND SHOULD, USE THE WD-40.. IF IT SHOULDN'T MOVE AND DOES, USE THE DUCT TAPE.[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
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7. IF YOU CAN'T FIX IT WITH A HAMMER, YOU'VE GOT AN ELECTRICAL PROBLEM.[/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]
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My favorite is #5. LMAO!

 

+1 ^^^^^^^ :faint2:

 

Wow! These are really great ideas.I too loved the 5th one.thanks for sharing the ideas.