First World Problems

Seeing how during the winter season it gets boring thought I'd see if any of you had any first world problems.

For those unfamiliar a first world problem is a trivial issue that you would only get if you're extremely privleged.

Here's a site listing many hilarious examples: http://whitewhine.com/


To get this started I have one:

At work in the bathrooms they have those electric paper towel dispensers that require waving your hand over it so the sensor will dispense a sheet. Well apparently they've made some budget cutbacks now the sheets are almost half the size they used to dispense. Now instead of waving my hand twice I have to wave three times just to get enough paper to dry my hands. Yeah first world problem!

 

I have First World Kittens-Royal Himayalan -persain kittens-four Flame point males,one chocolat tortie female-show Kittens over 300 years of special breeding history!

 

ound: I thought you would use your finger to clean up

 

Yes I can see how that would be a huge problem! We have five of various breeds including two siamese and at times the house is a rockin! The dog just sleeps through 90% of it all.

 

I have a problem. My tool box is so big I can't get my SUV in the garage!

But to top it off Randy has so much money, I can't sleep at night trying to thing of ways he can hide it from the tax man. :}

Bazinga

 

:lol: I have 2 car garage but my car won't fit since it's so big. Poor Randy, how does he live?

 

I hate it when someone parks on my new driveway and drips globs of dirty street water on it.

 

A flat bladed screwdriver will pop that dispenser open and on the front bottom corner there is a couple of switches one for hanging towel and one for towel length.

 

I'm sure that's something Geeve's can take care of for ya.

<---- hey look, here he comes.

 

It upsets me that Disney World tickets prices are so high. Also sometimes my trash man doesn't get the can empty to my satifacfion. That bastard. I hate him. The coffee at the local convenience store near my house is only available in five flavors. Philistines. On occasion my TV provider will just add a bunch of channels. Did they ask me if this was OK? Nope. Pigs. I only have three refrigerators and where am I supposed to store alll this beer? Is it just supposed to sit around hot? These goddam leaves keep falling in my yard, I guess my fucking trees think they can just do whatever they want no consideration for anyone.


Sometimes I wonder why I even get out of bed.

 

It is OK to stay in bed so long as you have a comphy pillow

 

My FIAT (OEM) bodywork on the R1 is giving me fits. Yam no longer makes replacement decals for the windscreen (It has a big partial #46 numberplate on it) and I can't find a vinyl guy in the entire US who can match the stock screen so I'm left to riding it with the stock screen which causes huge wind issues on my neck.

 

Ok fine. Momma may be a bit older now but through the miracle of genetics and what I like to think of as foresight on my part the comfy pillow still holds. Thankfully I understood as a young man the importance of cup size

 

Get this then: :rofl:

 

Cute...

My 4x4 won't fit in my 3 car garage, damn thing is too long. Have to leave the car out too so I have room for the 2 bikes and space to work on them, with the exercise equipment taking up half the garage. Paying insurance for 4 vehicles, what a pain in the azz.

 

Ok shootings are a serious issue and the victims of shootings I really do feel bad for....that being said.... I don't know why the media lies about shootings in CA, IL (especially Chicago) Washington DC, NY, and Mass....Guns are "illegal" in those states especially "assault" rifles... There is no way that guns killed anybody in those states....(if you don't get the sarcasm in this post...cue the bashing)

 

You know. People will spend hundreds of thousands of dollars buying their homes with the nice siding and brick or stone masonry on the front. They have their lawns nicely planned out and gardens planted. Grass is weed free and kept well watered so that it is green and all. Edges all nicely trimmed.

THEN THEY HAVE CROOKED FUCKING LINES AFTER THEY MOW THE LAWN!

 

That's the mexican's fault.

 

I went to scratch my ass this morning and forgot that I had trimmed my toenails last night.