Fictitious Motorcycle Parts List or maintenance tips

You'll find examples of Fictitious Motorcycle Parts or maintenance tips listed through Various VFRWorld Threads, thought it might be fun to list them in a Thread for Grins. :biggrin:

Here are a few of the obvious ones to kick things off:

High speed muffler bearings
Flux capacitor
Knudeler valve
Winter and Summer spec Winker Fluid
Rear to Front Tire Air rotation
Butt Dyno

Please add to this list any others....

 

Can we discuss the flapper mod? eep:

 

SLICK 50 ... we had many laughs and posts back in the day :biggrin:

 

Cross Drilled Brake Lines ?

 

Piston Return Springs?

 

I'm still riding around with winter air in my tires. I really need to change it, I'm just throwing away free HP and MPGs.

 

Fictitious Motorcycle Parts?

Quality Honda R/R

 

He said fictitious not mythical.

 

Turn signal fluid?

 

Wheel covers
Passenger airbag
Seatbelt tension

 

That would be covered by " Winter and Summer spec Winker Fluid " , the viscosity is important otherwise cold weather makes Turn Signals blink slower.

 

"Sweethogs.com"

 

Giggle-pin in the sludge pump

 

Dudes from OZ have their own spelling. What John was talking about was "wanker" fluid.

 

Wanker Fluid is a completely different and very personnel substance.

UK sourced " Winker Fluid " can be substituted directly for US " Turn Signal Fluid " though care must be taken when converting noting one US standard CUP is only equal to 0.833 of an Imperial CUP.

 

American made wanker fluid in small sizes can be purchased at any Harley-Davidson Botique.

 

BB you just missed the end " can be purchased at any Harley-Davidson Botique BY Wankers " :wink:

 

You have my solemn and irrevocable promise that I will in future, try to be more complete in promoting any transactions between the company and harleydoods both here and abroad.

 

ound: Too funny.

 

For all the British bikes.