Dreaded scenarios

1. Getting stuck behind a livestock trailer.
2. Car ahead of me tossing cigarettes out the windows.
3. Two lane road single direction and being behind two slow cars side by side

This list is not complete, what are your dreaded scenarios while riding your bike?

 

having my bike catch aids from 2wheel'tones bike (it's filthy)

 

Unlikely, but a high speed blowout is right up there. Coming around a blind corner to find a herd of elk or deer in the road is a very close second. Check that, blowing through an unnoticed speed trap isn't a bed of pink either..

 

Getting passed by a fat chick on a Rebel... and we'll just leave it at that.

 

I did get covered in cow piss and shit on the way to a job interview once.......I really smelled bad but got the job.I steer clear of livestock trailers now.....way clear.