Anheuser-Busch goes belgium

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  1. Big3

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    InBev buying Anheuser-Busch for $52 billion - Food Inc. - MSNBC.com


    (think of the tune in your head)...

    Real men of genius

    Today we salute you, Mr. Inbev executive board member.

    Dirty ba$tard

    In the world of beer and investments, you opened a can of financial whoop-a$$ on Anheuser Busch.

    Never saw it coming

    With your fancy Euro's and foreign accent, you will rape and pillage an American icon.

    Bend over Augie

    Your shrewd business mind and a weak American dollar will allow you to make millions from suffering Americans.

    Soon they'll all be on welfare

    So crack open an ice cold Bud Light and enjoy the dismantling of the company, after all...you've earned it a$$hole!

    Mr. Inbev executive board member guy
     


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    Please make Natural Light taste like a Trappist beer at its current price! Duvel at my local grocery? PINCH ME!
    Please! Pretty Please?!

    Maybe make a Busch a Bush! All the buzz of a six pack in a single glass! Oh the possibilities are endless and beautiful!

    If you want to be angry about it.....
    Take it out on your local representatives that allowed the economic policy of the last two decades strip your dollar of all its value.

    Oh crap....here I go again.....making it political. Time to mellow out with a Chimay......er Bud Light.
     


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  3. Big3

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    i'm in no way shape or form angry over it :smile:
     


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    derstuka Lord of the Wankers Staff Member

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    Sorry, but I have always called budwieser "butt-wiper" for good reason. Sam Adams is the best North American mass-produced beer to me.....but I prefer local microbrews the best.
     


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    I feel the same way, Either Sam, Micro brew, German beer or nothing:ncb:
     


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    my favorite is free and cold
     


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    Re-posted from "Yeah Beer" Thread.


    It was a hot day in the North End, Winnipeg Manitoba.

    Helga hung the wash out to dry, put a roast in the oven, then went to pick up some dry cleaning. Gootness, it's hot she mused to herself as she walked down Main street.

    She passed by a pub and thought, “Vy nodt?” So she walked in and took a seat at the bar.

    The bartender came up and asked her what she would like to drink. ”Ya know.” Elga said “It is so hot I tink I'll have myself zee cold beer.”

    Bartender asked, “Anheuser Busch?”

    Helga blushed and replied “Vell fine, tanks, und how's yer pecker?”
     


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    Considering there isn't a single product AB makes that's worth drinking, does it matter who owns them?

    KC-10 FE out...
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    I don't think I've ever seen a post from you that I've agreed with more.
     


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    Change "AB" to "MV" and you have my exact feelings on the recent Harley acquisition. Who cares?
     


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    San Diego N. county micro... Arogant Bastard.... my fav.

    like NCB said cold and free is the best though.

    I do like the Mexican line Budwiser came out with. "chelada" tomato juice, lime, salt, 5.9%. Had already been making my own tomato juice and beer for years. Now somebody caned it. Fine by me.
     


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    I do have my moments. Not too often, but I do have them.

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