A theif stole my gas container spout today! No shit filling a little can is now risky!

I saved my gas receipt with the time stamped on it. Above is Big Cameras' cct watching 24 hours a day. I called the gas station to investigate the stolen spout-a real ebay from china model that actually pours gas out of it-special ordered all the way from china. It cost $15 bucks, but is not sold in reg stores.:chaingun: the gas would have gone in my vfr who is now crying about not being fed today!:rant: Oh that non approved by EPA spout from china cost me $15-thatn you California for making spend $15 for a 99 cent spout that happens to work, I couldn't get any gas at all out of EPA approved spout, a big on the EPA morons.

 

Geeeee lets figure this out without even readings this morons post.TAMF strikes again.
Crack must be on today's menu

 

What are you talking about? Just put the nozzle in the tank and fill the damn thing. What do you need some spout for?

 

its a gas can, this is a Ca free zone, just like a gun free zone. it was Ca idea to make EPA spouts that won't pour gas.

 

Why do you need a gas can? For a lawnmower or something?

 

I bet it was the fat chick from the bar.

I hate those fucking epa spouts. Dumb MF's supposedly made them spill proof. That's our gov for ya, cult of the absurd.

 

well it looks like the crook hated the Ca EPA spout too and stole mine- I couldn't find one here, so china had to send me a good one that worked. He is on video stealing my spout at the gas station:bandito: that cct is all ways on.

 

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Actually this one time SOW has a point. Ever try to pour out of one of those epa spouts? now try with a 5 gallon jug, takes two hands to sorta get em to work, never mind if you are going to use it on an automobile Like SOW I'm all about having what we use to have here. My old ones have gotten brittle to the point that they are not all the great anymore went and picked up a new fuel jug thinking wth.. ok. you've got to be kidding. yes I have lawn mowers, out board motors, mini bikes, etc. that are filled with a fuel jug but.. SOW have you ever thought that just maybe a pump at a gas station is a good thing. I wouldn't use a jug to fill my bike no matter what.

 

I just wanted to top off the gas tank to keep water out-I can't ride it in 20 degree weather.

 

time for a fuel proof pitcher of sorts.. aka; metal watering can

 

Are you drinking the petrol or sniffing it?

 

Not expecting SOW to pay any attention what anyone says, pouring liquids from one container to another doesn't have to be messy. Heres the drill:


Take two containers of sort of equal volume. Fill one with water and pour the water into the empty, using what is a "normal" method. Do it again only this time raise container numero uno 2-3 times the height of the original pour. The liquid, depending on the height is more pointy resulting in fewer spills and also rendering a graphic simulation of the shape of SOW's cabeza.

Pouring from a standard 1-2 gallon steel gas can sometimes is messy. Many cans are not vented. Keep the pouring spout at the top instead of the bottom to let gravity and equalization do the work If the can is vented great.

Don't do this with beer.

 

If you don't want to wait for the slow boat to arrive from China, go to the local store and get Easy-Pour. It fits multiple plastic containers and has a vent that you can install since the venting system of the EPA compliant cans never work. I've got them on my gas and diesel cans. You can get the spout in black or white.

 

I wonder if fitting multiple plastic containers takes into account, SOW's shemale blowup doll. I see the packages also are PC in color choices for the dude who has almost everything.

 

That was the same kit I bought and it made one good spout for my plastic gas can, cct cameras looks to show wind blew spout away, it looks like the wind was guilty. I fine God $15 to replace it.:vader:

 

Mother nature sometimes can really be a bitch.

 

We need to observe a moment of silence and a big THANKEE JESUS!!! that SOW does not reproduce as big mamma intended. Any further discriptions or pix of what the dude may be doing with those plastic gadgets should be carefully edited for content.

 

That's one highly suggestive looking spout in that there kit ... I'm thinking new toy for that special someone :nod:...

ACE

 

I have a couple of these for garage/track:
http://www.lowes.com/pd_145709-40109-U150FS___?productId=1136093&pl=1&Ntt=gas+can

They're great.

ACE