Yesterday, I changed my GPS voice settings to Male. Now he comes on and says, "Its around here somewhere."
"GET OFF MY LAWN!"
You know you're getting old if you sit on a chair to put on your underwear and you fall over.
"It is better to shit in the sink, than to sink in the shit. Now let that shit sink in." :- Confucius
My body is not a temple, it's a haunted house. It's slowly falling apart, making weird noises, and contains the spirit of an old person who's...
Husband and wife were sitting at their dinner table having their 40th Anniversary Dinner when he asks. " Dear. Why do they call it PMS?" His...
Yesterday, my next door neighbour came over, knocked at my door and wearing nothing but a see through negligée, then winked at me and asked to...
I was in touch with my inner self yesterday. I think it is time to switch to two ply toilet tissue.
I keep remembering my dad's last word to my mom years ago just before he died. "Are you still holding the ladder?"
Barny and Fred worked at a saw mill. Barny was working a bit too close to the saw blade when Wham!, his arm was cut off. Fred quickly grabbed the...
Ya. Just for shits and giggles, I tried too and got the same response. I see by the posts in chat that there was a problem with this site a...
Oh hell Lee. I turned 71 today and I still ride my 06 from time to time. That ol beatch is 20 years old and has over 234,000 km on it now and it...
No question there. She is.
You mean you have to do this to cars too. OMG!
You would be very wise if you were to use ear protection while riding at speeds over 60KMH for any length of time. You may not notice anything...
I wished we had a flat tax here. If your annual income with no tax shelters, is $50K, then you pay X% of $50K in taxes. No tax shelters allowed....
The Tax Free date fir the US is April 16 for 2026
I can relate. We here in Canada just love to pay more taxes. Our tax free date used to arrive mid June. Now I hear it is mid July. Can't wait...
You know you're getting old when you go into an antique store and the staff won't let you leave.
So long as the bulb has the CSA markings on it or it's packaging, they are legal to use here in BC, likely the rest of Canada too. That's where...
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