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[COLOR="DarkOrange"][/COLOR][/COLOR] If a chicken and a half laid an egg and a half in a day in a half, how many pancakes would it take to shingle a dog house?:tongue:

 

None. Cause ice cream still has no bones !

 

From the Book of Armaments:

And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less.
Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three.
Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three.
Five is right out!
Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.

Amen

 

ThinkGeek :: Monty Python Black Knight Plush

YES, THE ARMS AND LEGS ATTACH WITH VELCRO AND CAN BE COVERED WITH KETCHUP FOR A REALISTIC ACTION TOY!!

 

"Strange women, lying in ponds, distributing swords is no basis for a form of government."

KC-10 FE out...
lane: :usa2:

 

When I first came here, this was all swamp. Everyone said I was daft to build a castle on a swamp, but I built in all the same, just to show them. It sank into the swamp. So I built a second one. That sank into the swamp. So I built a third. That burned down, fell over, then sank into the swamp. But the fourth one stayed up. And that's what you're going to get, Lad, the strongest castle in all of England.

 

My favorite color is YELLOW and my other favorite color is BLUE
now if a electric steam engine was traveling east at 60 mph and the wind was blowing south at 40 mph, witch direction would the smoke be blowing ?

 

DEPENDS WHICH CAR HAS THE FIRE IN IT AND WHAT COLOR THE SMOKE IS SINCE THE ENGINE IS ELECTRIC. anda:

 

1,2,5.
3, sir!
3!

It's not a question of where he grips it!

 

...and slothes, and arangutans, and fruit bats...
skip a bit, brother

 

Spank me!
Spank me!

 

...I just soiled my armor!

 

Dennis! There's some lovely filth down here!

 

Yuck ! Yuck !