Limerick Contest

All day have I been flyin
My patients they are 'a cryin
Some were just bleeding
But all were 'a needing
My help to keep from dyin

I wrote that on the plane last night at 9 pm. Thank you.

 

When I bought my first bike I drove practically from Canada to Nantucket.
When it quit running a week later I nearly threw in the bucket.
Turns out it was nearly out of gas.
But HEY, at least I used the word twice, Nantucket!

 

When I bought my first bike I drove practically from Canada to Nantucket.
When it quit running a week later I was sure that it had the bucket.
With all the money I spent I know wife wont be very pleasant
Turns out it was merely out of gas.
But HEY, at least I used the word twice, Nantucket!

 

When I bought my first bike I drove practically from Canada to Nantucket.
When it quit running a week later I was sure that it had the bucket.
With all the money I spent I know wife wont be very pleasant
Turns out it was merely out of gas.
But HEY, at least I used the word twice, Nantucket!

 

There once was lad from Nantucket.
His cash he kept in a bucket.
A Viffer went by
He let out a sigh
And went to honda to empty his bucket

That's all I got I was trying very hard to get the Nantucket challenge to work and All I could think about was buckets.... LOL

 

...In Honda invested his duckets!

 

My daughter is quite poopy
Her ears down right droopy
If we had a dog
Or perhaps a pet frog
I'm sure we'd name him Snoopy

 

Once rode a squid from nantucket
No gear other than brain bucket
when one starry night
he crashed due to fright
His own penis, now he can suck it.

Once rode squirrely McGee
who always wheelied pass me
taking big flight
that fateful night
He wraps himself a tree.

 

There was once a rumor about
A certain Honda no doubt
It came and it went
and one wonders it's intent
If a 1000cc is in route

 

On a rain filled Saturday
Nozzle sits by the Bay.
in his office he thinks
of what beer he could drinks
and where to ride on the next sunny day.


Come on you lazy susans and put your best prose up... you can do it if you try. I want to see some EVT and other East coast representation here.... Squirrel, you must be a great poet if you are so liberal, right? The 1st and 2nd gen owners *must* have some life perspective to share.

If you are confused, just re-use Reg71's, it is prenumbered for you.

My VFR is Red.
my VFR is Blue.
Its got side case,
and top case
and some White paint too.

 

Just for you, bud;

Nozzle, the VFR poet,
Is biased, but tries not to show it.
For Easterly rhymes
He sits there and pines,
His hope rather thin, and he knows it.

 

The art of limerick seems dead
Like a moldy loaf of bread
The response fro the East
Smells vaguely of yeast
They vote left and sip coffee instead

 

Take 2 ?

There was a man from Nerang,
Who took his maroon VFR for a fang,
It was a brilliant clear day,
Which was what he did pray,
Oh what a glorious tune that V4 sang.

 

:tsk::tsk::tsk::tsk::tsk::tsk::tsk::tsk::tsk:

 

What about one with Nantucket ?



There was a young squid from Nantucket,
Whose Gixer to the hills he did truck it,
He rode in twisties a fairy,
those behind were made wary,
when in straights he flew like a muppet.

 

A squid party there was in Nantucket
To PoPo they said #@$k IT!
Down the highways they run
With no gear and no sun
Into semis their head they did stuck it

 

"Get a big one", bike sales said with charm,
glow-lites, nitrous and extended swing-arm.
The squid shot his load
with no helmet down the road
the next farkle he bought was the farm.

 

A fastener tight, I unstuck it
To get to the shim under bucket.
"This can't get much worse",
I said with a curse,
If it does, I will move to Nantucket.

 

Long is making it hard for his competitors. :tongue:

 

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