WTB - Cam Chain Tensioners for 5th Gen VFR 800Fi

I sold my 1999 VFR to a local gentleman, and it has developed occasional rattling noises. So, me being me has to make it right, so I'll fix it at my expense. Apparently the cam chain tensioners for 5th Gen's are in very short supply, so hoping a forum member might have a couple laying on the shelf. I'll take low mileage used ones if I have to. TIA.

 

Haha, almost got me! April fool joke!

 

Indeed. Funny stuff!

 

Hey! Will this idea work???

 

Nah won't work. Hi tech fan belt tensioner can't replace a Cam Chain Tensioner. Haha!