VF500 "like new" except it's not

https://sfbay.craigslist.org/sfc/mcy/d/walnut-creek-1986-vf500-interceptor/7724685270.html

I would NOT call it a superbike... 500's are not superbikes.

 

Optimistic price on that one.

 

Aftermarket 4 into 1 pipe?

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I see the "power chamber" undermeath so I would say they are slip on mufflers...

 

There's 2 bikes in the pics.

Second to last pic

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Got ya.... I do think the other bike has a 4 into 1

 

1 for track day and 1 for sunday cruises.

 

Beyond stupid listing

 

Pictures suck.

 

Which one?

Somebody please contact them. I'm always the one confirming stupidity.

 

"Hello.
I'll take them.
Not sure if I'll be able to pick them up in one trip tho. Is that gonna be an issue?
Thanks,
Let me know."

 

I'm already agitated trying to procrastinate at work by watching the MotoAmerica feed continuously crash during Daytona 200 qualifying. I'm not sure it would be healthy for me to contact that seller now, hah.

 

No worries. Keep on "working"

I'm "working" too, but my post above is my real email.

 

Lol, you sent that to the CL seller?

 

Oh yeah.

 

"You can take one.
Anytime is fine.
Bike is ready to go."


"oh. That's a very confusing listing. Which one? Do I decide when I get there?"

 

Where is 'there'? Was an address even given?
Show up at supper time & bum a meal.

 

He would probably make 2 slightly different dishes and then there would be a very awkward moment when I don't know which one I'm getting and he wouldn't say.

But then we would have some very stupid back and forths getting there.

 

I just took a second look at the listing and out of eleven photos.........only one has two bikes in it.

And this is causing some confusion here?!?

 

No. Not true confusion.

We are (I am) just bitching about / making fun of another shitty listing, with poor pictures, terrible descriptions, odd choices of highlighting a completely different bike, and responses that don't clarify shit.

"You can take one.
Anytime is fine.
Bike is ready to go."

And that's not just another bike kinda in the shot. It's a photo of a DIFFERENT bike.

WTF