Humor Thread

Not here ya can’t


VF1000F2F, in bits

 

On the honeymoon night, he asks can I turn the light off, she replies are you shy?, he says no I’m not shy, I’m burning my ass on the light bulb


VF1000F2F, in bits

 

VF1000F2F, in bits

 

Amazing how they keep those together don't you think?

 

Complete with the ever present shagon wagon in the back drop.

 

Found the perfect retirement spot.

 

Then watch a heartwarming movie.

 

A cowboy, who just moved to Wyoming from Texas , walks into a bar and orders three mugs of Bud. He sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more.
The bartender approaches and tells the cowboy, "You know, a mug goes flat after I draw it. It would taste better if you bought one at a time."

The cowboy replies, "Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in Arizona , the other is in Colorado . When we all left our home in Texas , we promised that we'd drink this way to remember the days when we drank together. So I'm drinking one beer for each of my brothers and one for myself."

The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it there.

The cowboy becomes a regular in the bar, and always drinks the same way. He orders three mugs and drinks them in turn.
One day, he comes in and only orders two mugs. All the regulars take notice and fall silent. When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender says, "I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my condolences on your loss."

The cowboy looks quite puzzled for a moment, then a light dawns in his eyes and he laughs.
"Oh, no, everybody's just fine," he explains, "It's just that my wife and I joined the Baptist Church and I had to quit drinking."
"Hasn't affected my brothers though."

 

Yes there is a website.............. watch the introduction video.
https://snakeoil.wtf/

 

LOL.

 

HOW WE LIKE TO IMAGINE A GIRL WORKING ON A CAR.



THE REALITY.

 

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