Humor Thread

Trump Whitehouse:

 

Yup at work
Well my old work that is


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Why you have to diss crayons like that?

 

I have run into a lucky streak of late. My father in law has been visiting us for over a week now and the wife has found another man to bitch about so I get a reprieve. He is here for another week and half or so.

 

I bought a bag of bird seed from the local home store a few months ago. Fortunately I kept the bill. I took the un used portion of the bag back to the store and asked for a refund. The clerk asked me what was the problem. I told her I planted the seed and watered it just perfect over two moths ago and not one bird sprouted, Just a bunch of weeds.

 

Arabic isn’t that hard to understand

 

What do you know.
I can read some Arabic.
Same to you lady.

 

That was funny!

 

A wise Scotsman once told me, "Today's dreary rainy day is part of the recipe for tomorrows fine whiskey."

 

That rabbit's dynamite!

 

This is a lot more detailed than what I remember from when I was kid.