Humor Thread

Truer words were never spoken...... Chocolate oatmeal stout is amazing stuff.

 

I was talking today to my daughter over the phone. She told me her new husband has come down with the flue.

"Have you tried euthanasia?" I asked of her.

My wife screamed at me from the back room, "For chrissake Randy! It is echinacea!"

There are some things my wife and I just do not agree on.

 

What do the youth in Asia have to do with anything?

 

Or is about to get found out about his new biker chick.

 

Hey, I pulled over! LMAO.

 

Funny strip but I'm gonna have to call BS on that happening - no way are two women in the same office going to be each wearing the same clothes two days in a row!

 

Sometimes...when you cry...no one sees your tears.
Sometimes...when you are worried...no one sees your pain.
Sometimes...when you are happy...no one sees your smile.
But fart just once......

 

Global warming hits a crisis stage in Canada!

 

We've been governed by idiots for as long as I can remember.
The first US president I remember was Nixon.
Look how that went.

 

Nah, I'm from the UK and even I remember that the first US President was George Washington...

 

C'mon people, grab it!