Humor Thread

Seems to be tricky.

 

Now. That is just so fukken gross. My gawd!

 

A man buys a lie detector robot that slaps the person who lied. He decides to test it at dinner.

Dad: Son, where were you today during school hours?

Son: At School (The robot slaps the son) OK! I watched a DVD at my friends house.

Dad: Which one?

Son: Kung Fu Panda. (The robot slaps the son again) OK! it was a porno.

Dad: What? When I was your age I didn't even know what a porno was! (The robot slaps the dad)

Mom: HaHaHaHaHa! After all, he is your son. (The robot slaps the mom)

 

LMFAOROTF
NOW THATS FUNNY


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I had to avert my eyes. LOL.

 

y'all are some sick individuals.

 

I totally agree.

 

An we are just so grateful that you keep reading to try to determine a cure for our illness. We are appreciative and now live a life of hope.

 

Come on Randy, don't be like that. I just haven't found anything funny on that photo and just tried to connect to another comment which I found kind a funny. I am sincerely sorry if I ofended you, or somebody else.

 

I posted that tongue in cheek. Was not intended as a bash against you or anyone else here. My sense of humour is sometimes difficult to read. Becomes easier with the increase in volume of beer consumed.

 

Ok then. I'll get me one and read it again.

 

I actually took a double take on one of them too, maybe the same one. I am hoping that the guy is the owner of that property and has found that seeing as there was bugger all he could do about it, at least he found that humour does sometime make an extremely bitter pill easier to swallow. If he wasn't the owner, may his gauchies be infested with horse flies and deer ticks.

 

Or selling you’re stuff at a garage sale and buying it back


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Or Scotch
Right?


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