Humor Thread

"Smells just like your beard" Ugh, that's disgusting.

 

Finally watched the STG vid, made me laugh at the end. FPOS.

 

What would really be funny is if you were going through a divorce and you were required to leave your favorite car to your soon to be ex wife. "Here ya go bitch!"

 

Is there something you're trying to tell us Randy? Bitter are we?

 

I was. But that was way back in 1983 or something like that. I just have a huge pile of fun at her expense. Have been with my present wife since 1984. I think it is working better than the first. I will let you know for sure after we have been together for a while.

I actually left the first with a rusted out Mazda GLC, and kept my convertible and the big Chevy half ton with the massive 455 mill in it. Didn't drive or keep that one for long. But holly shit, that had some get up and go.

 

We don't have any officially recognized holidays here in the United Federal Republic of Randy yet so I though it was time to create one.

Tomorrow will be "Sit At Home,Drink Beer All Day and Do Sweet Fuck All Day." We shall see how it works out. COuld end up being a season rather than a holiday.

 

I left that when you parked 3 fakkin' inches from my drivers door. :chaingun:

 

For y'all that live up north, eh!

 

Alright! Where the hell is the auto speed adjust quick shut off switch?

 

I hope Mom's chair never does that.

 

Just remember. No matter how stupid you feel, Little Red Ridinghood couldn't figure out that a talking wolf, dressed in drag, wasn't really her grandmother.

 

Lately, I have been feeling...I don't know....different. Not really depressed. But there definitely seems to be something missing in my life as a retiree. There needs to be more in life than to get up in the morning, make coffee and breakfast and watch TV all day.

The other day, after I cashed my pension cheque, I was out and about doing some real mundane errands that I do every pension day. Around lunch time, I ran into this fellow who I believe is changing my life, much for the better. I see in my future, things are going to be far more rosy and interesting. He and I spoke from noon to close to dinner time, at which time he even called me a cab and helped me get home safely.

His name is Buddie. He is the bartender at the nearby pub.

 

LMAO.

 

What the hell happened?
The girly man became a thing.

 

Pussifacation of America
My new word

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Do not tell me he came out of Men's Wearhouse wearing that!

 

What the hell happened? Maybe people figured out you don't need to wear a shirt, a tie, a vest, a coat over the vest,
and then a coat to wear over the coat. I mean, the guy's color selection, and tight shorts and ugly shoes aside, I'd take
a T-shirt and shorts over any get up that makes you look like a lawyer or CEO. I love Cary Grant, and he could make
anything he wore look good. Including that gawdawful outfit they have him in there.

But all caveats aside, that man-bun bull shit has to stop. And that ain't no joke.