A Nice Little Put Put....

Hi to all out there in the ether manifest in Sunshine you are my Sunshine.... .. Enough of that crap.. I can't say I like music much, not since I became deaf anyway. Take a look at the little put put picture, a crazy 2.3L engined bike which I saw today in Lamo's Motorcycles in Wales. Just the bike for my webfooted ex-mother-in-law, she's a bit on the wild side, doesn't comb her her, she shoots it. To me it would suit her down to the ground and deeper. Since I buried the wife, which she disagreed with intently, but it had to be done, for my sanity was at stake; I still hear the shrieks and the scratching to this day, but since the ex-wife has gone me and her mother get on quite well, what with the odd crass remark or steak + kidney pie being flung my way it isn't too bad. So seeing the TRiumph Rocket thingy bike with a lorry engine in it at a reasonable price I just jumped to buy it for the crazy biped with hinged hips and a nose like a defunct squirrel. Oh, such happiness when she eyed the dark machine which eyed her back with its Three pipes urging power. She shoved in the keys and let out the clutch and off she went, straight into the evening traffic, that bus took a hell of a beating, but mother-in-law ex just kept on going, off into the twilight world which begs understanding. That was 74 years ago to the minute but it still brings a smile to my lips.

 

You should get her an RD350LC

 

I suspect that didn't end well...

 

Funny that you mention the old two stroke yams, I rode a 400cc bore out to 500cc with expansion chambers, and fucking hell could it wheelie, I remember riding down a duel carriage way and approaching an island and the engine hit the power band and I one wheeled it to the island to land the front wheel down just at the entrance to it; I was so lucky. But what a very fast piece of shit.

 

Here's a pic of the Ex mother-in-law, out doing what she does best. How odd, she doesn't seem quite human, but then again, who is?