You Know You're Getting Old When:

I know when my oldest grandson is closing in on being taller than me and his Mom at 11 yo. Dad is way over 6 foot, so kid will likely be tall, and I am not. Also my daughter is showing a few gray hairs, and her Mom died last April at 62. Fak!

 

You know you're getting old when you are upstairs in the computer room reading up on your favorite VFR site and you drink down the last drop of Drambui. Then grab the glass and run down stairs to get some more, only to realize the bottle was up on the desk. When you run back up there you realize you left the glass down on the counter and you suddenly feel really tired so just go to bed.

 

You know you're getting old when you are at a function and see this really old cuss in the corner, but when you are introduced to him, you discover you were in the same class most of your elementary years.

 

Now that’s funny


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It's only funny until it happens to you...

 

That’s why its hilarious, it
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I wouldn't even have gotten that far - on one of the trips up or down, I would have forgotten why I was going there...

 

When you're looking for a tool you were using a minute ago and then took 10 minutes to find it in your rear pocket. Was that age, drinkin, or weed ? An enduring mystery.

You're legal now Randy, so how do you like IT ?

 

When I loose a tool, I end up with two if them. Because I always fond the lost one the moment I buy and used the new one.

I can't handle the stuff. Wished I could. I was hoping it would be the answer to the chronic back pain and deal with other issues but the effects on me were not good. I have had a medicinal permit for a few years now. Can't stand the smell of the stuff so I was issued oil. Tastes as bad as it smells BTW. But ended up destroying what I had left of it after a couple doses.

Personally. I think it is about time they did this. I have never had and conflict with someone who was high on weed, but every fukken drunk was a fight.

 

You know you're getting old when you prefer to do afternoon drinking at home rather than to go out in the evening.

 

This may put a little life in your steps...Though may not be Diabetic safe!

 

You know you're getting old when you go to add your birthday on some app on your smart phone and then you spin that son of a bitch so much to reach your year of birth the phone overheats and dies.

 

how about when you sneeze or cough and a fart slips out unexpectedly ?

 

For me, the funniest part of this post is that I have been in a cast and on crutches for a month or so and have another month to go. I got quite good at just motoring along. But! Depending on what I ate recently, every time the crutches bang down on the ground, or on a tile floor in a busy mall, a little fart escaped each time. Talk about embarrassing. Especially is there is some sweet young thing following not far behind.

Warning. Old fermenting load. Keep back 50 feet.

 

That’s just sad Randy


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Don't follow Randy if you don't want to get crop dusted.

 

You know you're getting old when even though you know you were born to be wild, you now realize that ends at 9PM

 

You know you're getting old when you think of one to post here, but by time you find the thread, you have forgotten what you were going to post

 

You know you're getting old when you go to bed the same time you used to head out for the evening.

 

You know you're getting old when you start collecting an assortment of hand tools in your medicine cabinet to open them fukken prescription bottles. Gawd!