Humor Thread

I just do not and probably will not, ever, understand why someone would build and/or even try and ride a bike with ape hangers like that. "Dare to be different"?, "Look what I can do"?, just don't get it. I know, I know, to each their own...

 

I am always amazed at what some people do for the sake of appearance and conformity and totally ignore common sense.

 

That bike is sooooooooooo cool.

Gotta love the extra tall sissy bar and the tail pipe extensions that look like they came off a Mack truck.

I imagine he wishes for longer arms so he could have taller bars. You are never going over the bars with that.

 

It is very useful to tell who the idiots are.

 

That just looks really uncomfortable!

 

I’d need a booster seat


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Hahahaha, what a visual!

 

Dontcha wish you could convert that visual in your head to a jpeg for posting?
Or would that be creepy? Hmm.

 

Then my feet wouldn’t touch the pegs
I’m fucked either way


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Hope it feels good.

 

Like wearing pants so low that the belt is below your ass. "Sagging" How did that ever get to be a thing? My sons and I used to laugh at guys wearing the "Underbutt Belt" style. (They had to walk with one hand holding them up.) For a while, the youngest sort of headed in that style direction himself....

 

Little Johnny and his family were having Sunday dinner at his Grandmother's
house .
Everyone was seated around the table as the food was being served . When
Little Johnny received his plate, he started eating right away .
"Johnny! Please wait until we say our prayer . " said his mother .
"I don't need to," the boy replied .
"Of course, you do "his mother insisted . "We always say a prayer before
eating at our house . "
"That's at our house . " Johnny explained . "But this is Grandma's house and
she knows how to cook."

 

A man is driving down the road and breaks down near a monastery. He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, “My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night?”

The monks graciously accept him, feed him dinner, even fix his car. As the man tries to fall asleep, he hears a strange sound.

The next morning, he asks the monks what the sound was, but they say, “We can’t tell you. You’re not a monk.”

The man is disappointed but thanks them anyway and goes about his merry way.

Some years later, the same man breaks down in front of the same monastery.

shaolin kung fuThe monks accept him, feed him, even fix his car. That night, he hears the same strange noise that he had heard years earlier.

The next morning, he asks what it is, but the monks reply, “We can’t tell you. You’re not a monk.”

The man says, “All right, all right. I’m *dying* to know. If the only way I can find out what that sound was is to become a monk, how do I become a monk?”

The monks reply, “You must travel the earth and tell us how many blades of grass there are and the exact number of sand pebbles. When you find these numbers, you will become a monk.”

The man sets about his task. Forty-five years later, he returns and knocks on the door of the monastery. He says, “I have traveled the earth and have found what you have asked for. There are 145,236,284,232 blades of grass and 231,281,219,999,129,382 sand pebbles on the earth.”

The monks reply, “Congratulations. You are now a monk. We shall now show you the way to the sound.”

The monks lead the man to a wooden door, where the head monk says, “The sound is right behind that door.”

The man reaches for the knob, but the door is locked. He says, “Real funny. May I have the key?”

The monks give him the key, and he opens the door.

Behind the wooden door is another door made of stone.

The man demands the key to the stone door.

The monks give him the key, and he opens it, only to find a door made of ruby.

He demands another key from the monks, who provide it.

Behind that door is another door, this one made of sapphire.

So it went until the man had gone through doors of emerald, silver, topaz, and amethyst.

Finally, the monks say, “This is the last key to the last door.”

The man is relieved to no end.

He unlocks the door, turns the knob, and behind that door he is amazed to find the source of that strange sound.

But I can’t tell you what it is because you’re not a monk.

 

Supposedly it’s from prison stating your ready for sex.


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Ewwww!

 

He kinda looks like a bird hitting a window...

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What were you in for Ducc? Asking for a (gay) friend.

 

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