Humor Thread

Idontgetit

 

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Hmmm.

I don't see nuttin'.

 

You are not alone.

 

Maybye that's the joke?

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Posted a video and it didn’t come through.
Tried to delete post and can’t
Jokes on me


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The Highways Agency found over 200 dead crows on the M42 near Birmingham recently, and there was concern that they may have died from Avian Flu. A Pathologist examined the remains of all the crows, and, to everyone's relief, confirmed the problem was NOT Avian Flu.

The cause of death appeared to be from vehicular impacts. However, during analysis it was noted that varying colours of paints appeared on the ...bird's beaks and claws. By analysing these paint residues it was found that 98% of the crows had been killed by impact with motorbikes, while only 2% were killed by cars.

The Agency then hired an Ornithological Behaviourist to determine if there was a cause for the disproportionate percentages of motorbike kills versus car kills. The Ornithological Behaviourist quickly concluded that when crows eat road kill, they always have a look-out crow to warn of danger.

They discovered that while all the lookout crows could shout "Cawhr", not a single one could shout "motorbike"...

 

You know you are bad when Siri says, "In 400 feet, stop and let me out."

 

Using the usual method the sightless use to read? Naughty Boy!

 

Took me a while to catch onto that one but it came to me LOL