Options for riding with spastic diarrhea? (don't open if squeamish)

A buttplug may be just the thing for at least minigators current problem. Not just any buttplug of course since he's a special guy.

http://www.lovense.com/vibrating-butt-plug

 

I just tuned into this here thread to see what the last poster sed, thats the only reason I can assure you's. Actually, when I opened up thia post, I do look to see if son-of-wolf is the original poster (in that case, I refuse to read it period.) Jeezz, vibrating butt plugs operated with your android phone, seriously fuked up stuff is out there, almost looks like a spoof. Notice I am not entertaining any realm of the original posters post. Its all :bs: to me...Billy is still dah King eace:

 

LOL, this is such a shitty thread.

 

Perfect for those long motorcycle trips
OOOHHHHHHHHHHH


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Now I'm wondering if there's a hack for the app?

 

Whats with all this electronic crap, be "hands on" and get your hands dirty.

 

^nastiness

 

All this riding stuff from minigator may be just a cry to go on the wildside. I found this on the main page of our fair forum:

https://www.bikerplanet.com/c/alt/i...com&aff_tgt=&gclid=CLz03vrO_tMCFZCJfgod22oDqA

 

There's always a Luddite lurking!

 

Luddites were ahead of their time.

 

Many Luddites have become harleydoods.