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  1. Jeff_Barrett

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    LOL ... I know a person or two around here that own this meme ...

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    LOL ... Ted Nugent shared this today and I just had to repost it ...

    WHAT AISLE IS THE POLISH SAUSAGE IN?

    Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to scream 'prejudice' these days................

    A customer asked, "In what aisle can I find the Polish sausage?"

    The clerk asks, "Are you Polish?"

    The guy, clearly offended, says, "Yes I am. But let me ask you something.

    If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?

    Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?

    Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?

    Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican?

    Or if I asked for some Whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?"

    The clerk says, "No, I probably wouldn't."

    The guy says, "Well then, because I asked for Polish sausage, why did you ask me if I'm Polish?"

    The clerk replied, "Because you're in Ace Hardware."
     
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    Try this posting again.

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    That looks OK, lets see how long it lasts! (I meant the picture, not the content!)
     
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    This is what it looks like for me.
    Still no tooties.

    Have you tried posting pics in Tapatalk app if you have it installed on a smartphone? [​IMG]
     
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    Contact the administrator, I downloaded your picture shortly after you posted it, it was a normal .jpg, have no clue whatis going on.

    Here is the picture I downloaded from your post, let's see if it disappears:
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    Now that would bring me a smile if I saw that on the road!

    Allyance, thanks for posting gigem's pic you snagged. Super fun!
     
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    Suzaki, is that guy for real?
     
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    A.M, Apr 12, 2017
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    A real comedian!
     
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    Well shit, I guess my VFR must stand for Very Fast Racer. No wonder those Prius can't keep up with me!!!
     
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    [video=youtube_share;9OrKLGEOVRA]http://youtu.be/9OrKLGEOVRA[/video]
     
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    UNITED making people laugh since.. 2017
     
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    My oath! This guy should not be allowed out of the house without being on a leash and choker collar. I could possibly see him not seeing a parked car parked just inside the shaded area as he entered the shade but he was in the shade for about 100 meters before he tried to push start that car. Surprised he did not bend that wheel....just riding it. After all. He is supporting a dickie doo.
     
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    I cant stop playing it over and over again from :04-:06


    but on the bright side he is ATGATT
     
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