What gets your goat?

Touch screens, eff touch screens and the finger prints that accompany them.
Slow drivers from MASS that come to CT to cause traffic...Bastards
Traffic Period!!! its 2016 unless there is devastation on road or highway there should be noooooo traffic otherwise. Getting mad just thinking about it.
My girl asking me questions she already knows the answer too, just to hear herself talk.
This black rims fad on cars... Hey dip shits it doesn't look good on every car. I think it started from owners too lazy to keep there cars / wheels clean.
Idiots driving while using cell phones.
2005 and beyond rap music or should I say crap music.
When I can't ride my VFR due to weather or maintenance. (The biggest GOAT getter of them all)

 

As already said people or at least most of them.
Recent example.

Just started riding my bike to work. A guy comes up to me and says that's a cool looking bike what is it. I start to say "it's a nineteen eighty thr ...." Just to be interrupted by the guy saying "I got a Harley".

Well good for you but I didn't ask about your bike , probably because......1 I have never seen it in the parking lot.
2. I don't care.
3. I think Hardleys are overrated overpriced pieces of shit.
4. I am beginning to think the same about you.
5. Did I say I just don't care about what you are not riding.

 

1. People that stalk me on internet forums for the purpose of disagreeing with me in a "I know more than you vein" (they don't), they're arrogant, and just plain in love with the penis of other males. There is a person on this forum that does that often and he is soon to be exposed. Leave me the fuck alone if you can't say something nice.

2. People that say "ya know" in every sentence they speak. NO I don't fucking know!!! Stop that imbecilic bad habit. It just tells the world you're a bore.

3. People that have never owned a BMW but go around bashing them. I've owned three of them and not one had a recall or ever went in a shop for a broken part or needed a repair. One of them was tracked very hard. BMW makes some fine machinery.

4. People that buy VFR's then immediately start saying "Honda should have done this, Honda should have done that, I'm modding it this way because Honds screwed up this or that, it needs to be a liter engine, it isn't fast enough, the 8th gen. top end is slower than my bike's (you going to go that fast for some reason?).

5. Oil threads

6. My shit better than your shit

7. Quit forum stalking me mother fucker or you will be exposed as the penis lover you are.

8. People that speed up when I come up behind them on my motorcycle. They can't be saved from themselves and society so it should be legal to just shoot them.

9. politicians that speak in 2nd grade dialect just because the general public and they are at that level.

10. Forums with too many advertisements.....like this one.

 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anger_management


The one that really gets my goat goes back to the beginning of this thread when somebody says, "I could care less". This is just not right. The saying is," I could care fewer".

 

OOTV and RVFR hit the two of my most annoying on the head, and just add USE YOUR FUCKING TURN SIGNALS, when you by a car there not optional plus I guess taking the drivers test now you don't have ta use them because half the asshats out there would fail.


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When at work doing a VIP tour at $400 a ticket with 38 people on my vehicle, I get the rudest people doin this where I have to stop and walk up to them and very nicely ask to turn it off instead of grabbing it like I want and throwing out the window and Layin into them.... Have ta keep my job or go postal.... Hum.. Maybe my on my last day I can plan on it......


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BTW, My shit is better than your shit :topsy_turvy:

 

Hate web stalkers got a guy and his minions stalking me for exposing the horrible job he done on some top end work. Not my fault he thought I was too dumb to know the difference, and decided to cut it so it was guaranteed to fail . Even when I caught it early and had it spec'd ,he still swore I must have got it extremely hot then went through a high water crossing without knowing it, or even better I must not know how to assemble an engine and I should send the whole thing to him. Didn't matter to him as long as I sent more money to go with it.

Which brings me to another one that gets my goat crooked mechanics and repairman.
Had a Tennant take it upon themselves to call an HVAC repairman who charged her over $200 to replace a $16.89 capacitor. Then she refuses to pay the next months rent $650 , to cover the repair bill and a day and a half of missed work.
WTF , she never even told me the A/C unit quit working. Never called, texted, drove 5 minutes up the road and left a note on my door or anything.
The judge made it real clear to her when he gave her 3 days to pay or move, and me the option to do an officer assisted sit out after that as well as a court order for her to pay no matter what.

 

Let me add while it's not a huge WTF, but close. Those that leave their blinkers on. Crazy.. Which has me asking, not like it's never happened right What do you do when a fellow biker leaves it on?

 

What gets my goat...

Cage drivers that leave a mile between them and the car in front of them, because they are texting on their phone <$!*&#+> (and yes, I had to use my phone in these few instances to prove my point!) or because they were taught to leave space...





Irratates me when I'm ten cars back from the double left turn lane, and yes, I could have made that light cycle had you and your others' "space occupiers" taken up a cumulative total of a semi-truck's length of space.

 

Proof lane splitting is good for one's mental health.

 

Bikes have all kinds of turn signals. There may be some standardization somewhere or in future. Right now there is zip. There's a hand signal for letting other riders know their turn signals are on. Probably on one of those sites that has hand signals for nearly everything. ( 1001 hand signals for fun and profit) The turn signal one is kind of making your hand do like a duck talking. We know only Donald and Daffy really talk so if this won't do. think of SOW running his mouth.

This is for the left hand only. The right hand should not be used since this is the throttle/brake hand. This could confuse some harleydoods but who gives a shit aboot that anyway.
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My friend always leaves his signal on--- I'm a terrible passenger--- I mentioned it -- he looks at me with this stupid ass look and says....
I'm eventually goin to turn.... JSMH.... small brain


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Profanity. Im not holyer than anyone. It's just stupid. Is there really any difference between a ton and a shit ton?

People that use more than one question mark, or more than one exclamation point.

 

This will figure oot tonnage and a shitload of other stuff:

https://www.microsoft.com/en-us/store/p/windows-calculator/9wzdncrfhvn5

Maybe we could squeeze in one version of a repeat questions mark that I think is nifty. " ( ??) " The drift is one of, I'm not sure. I don't know for sure, maybe, ect.

Seldom used by the always and never crowd.

In written Spanish, both question marks and exclamation points appear at the beginning and end of interrogative and many declarative sentences.

 

Think this thread will self implode-----
Calling Dr PHIL!!!!!!!!!!()?????"""""


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It could be worse if they tail gate and smash up in front

 

I can tell you eat it too.....

 

This is why we ride, so we can let all this petty shit go.

Ride more; fret less.

 

Implode or not there was some pretty funny shit in it. LOL