Customs: Passenger hid 1/2 pound of cocaine in vagina

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  1. Lint

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    The cats are oot of the bag.

    We should apologize for calling Brian, Son or Sun of Wolf. He has some nifty ads up on the net to sell those cats. What is hard to figure oot is that for most folks interested in one of the critters he is asking 700 pesos and for the folks here he wants 750. Now I ask y'all, is that fair?

    Maybe he could post up his licenses and health permits to make sure the cats are healthy.. A couple of pix on his ad if that is an indication of a quality place to raise any animal, leaves a lot to be desired.

    Probably best to call the dude. His number is listed. For some reason his Email doesn't work too well.

    Anyway for the cat lovers here, here are his ads with all the pertinent information to buy a cat from this dude.

    http://www.hoobly.com/H9kuh/himalayan-show-kittens-for-sale-females-seal-points.htm

    http://unclehenrys.com/classified/4400539
     
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    Drugs kicked in pretty hard there Son of Billy?
     
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    STALKER....Fooking creepy.
     
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    Do ya think somebody is dosing my One A Day Vitamins?
     
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    Nice try. SOW aka Brian, is selling cats not third world pussy or lurking around the fast guys for a few crumbs.
     
  7. Lint

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    I'd at least buy another brand, just in case...
     
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    Hey Zeus there are a lot of pixies in that picture.



    Best part of taking a multivitamin is all the extra phosphorus in your pee making it glow in the dark. Then stop cleaning your loo and it will have a nice soft glow all night long! No more disturbing your spouse to have a wee. LIFE HACK!
     
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    Now I'm wondering if feeding cats with Kitty Vitamins containing phosphorous when they piss all over every thing can you see it?
     
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    It would take at least three or four of those kittens to make a decent stew or pie. It would be tender though.
    If I get time later I will post some decent pussy pics to compare with.
     
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    If that bag ruptured, she'd still be flying alright!

    She'd also have one helluva numb fun-tunnel!
     
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    You got the whole eating pussy thing all wrong there sir.
     
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    This is less rare than one might think. In the other end of things called a "keester stash" using condoms, smuggling heroin in commercial flights and into prisons there have been deaths. That much almost pure Cocaine Hydrochloride guessing at the actual size of that vessel certainly could be fatal if punctured or ruptured.

    I bet somebody could hire that gaggle of Kardashian chicas and make enough pesos on a one time run to buy a Harley.
     
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    Some decent pussy shots as promised.



    You have been warned.



    Two fine pussies on the same bed, exactly where I would like to be lying if they would move enough to let me on the bed.


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    A photo of a young pussy,

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    Finally me fighting off a really big pussy, bravely risking my life for science.
    Sorry for the angle it was on a very steep hillside.

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    It's good that you defined it as "the" bed, not yours. You gave up real ownership long ago..

    AHA! The Usain Bolts of the kitty world.
     
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    Corrected for the Northern Hemisphere viewers....

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    Considering how many people said what an idiot this guy is, including yourself, you sure are having a hard time not mentioning him by name. Your brand of cyber harrassment has been taken up a notch and thus has been forwarded to the Oregon State Police Cyber Crimes Unit. You aren't funny.
     
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    What are folks going to think if they look up and find the Oregon State Police has no Cyber Crimes Unit?

    If you are interested in a cat, a riding buddy, a bromance or just a little time off up in Maine, give ol Brian a call or an email. I think you two would make a fine couple.
     
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    Not the Kardashian's please![​IMG]
     
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