You dropped it how many time!

Send beer. And none of that fukken Foster's roo piss.

 

You're safe there Randy, I don't think you can even buy it here any more. Their brooery closed as all the roos died of yeast infections. Now we have to make do with Victoria Bitter and Tooheys New but they're both brewed only from finest available organically raised, springwater and grass fed wombat piss, will that do ? If not I can probably lay my hands on some NT Draught, but it always tastes a bit salty being fermented crocodile piss. :drinkers:

 

Might not count but: Dropped it off the center stand trying to put the rear wheel on last night. Trying to dry hump the wheel back in place and forgot to hold the frame on the 3 or 4th thrust. Managed to hold it upright and walk to the side but when putting down the center stand the wheel rolled out and my bike sat down onto the swing arm. Chain was out of the way, brake was zip tied away. No damage but must have been a sight to see.

 

We will make it count just to get you on the board. Once there...well there is no redemption. Hooked for good. Your there until the internet dies. That would have been a sight to see. Single handed keystone cops.

 

Randy has yet to be beat- I had only one drop last year

 

Uh, can you say, uh, lint? you're an idiot? Cuz I can! You can add two drops for me in two days. I dropped it Saturday on Mulholland and I don't know why. Somehow, some sort of liquid got on the front tire and I lowsided at about 25ish miles and hour in a turn when the front tire lost all traction because of whatever was on the tire. I haven't the foggiest what it is/was. Then tonight, I went to move it to get it out of the new neighbor's parking spot and lost my footing, mostly because of being sore from Saturday. I am feeling like a complete noob now.

F*$%!!!!

 

Two drops reported in one post from an alumni. Holly shit Lint. You after the Top Gump Award or what? you indiscretions have been duly noted.

 

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See? That didn't hurt........ much.

Seriously, glad you're okay.

 

Yeah, it did. Ugh

 

Hey
Hey Lint -you know my 2006 has abs brakes and may have been able to save a drop like that?

 

I sure hope for your sake you don't think abs makes you crash proof.

 

Yeah, it did. Ugh

 

:drinkers:

crash proof is a well maintained MC! that means using the latest tkn!

 

Just to be clear, the abs comment was for sow.

 

In this case, I don't believe even the Ducati Multistrada with their high tech cornering ABS could have done anything as I wasn't on the brakes when it happened.

There was something on the tire, still is actually.

 

This is my tire right after the crash:



And what it did to my bike:

 

Hey Lint, sucks when your ride loses its footing like that. BTDT. Glad you walked away from it.

 

Sorry Lint. Looks like you got into some oil. ,