You Know You're Getting Old When:

Did that exact purchase at Costco last year.....
Thanks Rob

 

You know you're getting old when you get your people confused...

 

There ya go. I am officially an old fucker.

 

Or you find that it's easier to just post up wayward posts like this one.

 

Youthful injuries return with a vengeance.

You realize that caution is the only thing you care to exercise.
My favorite!!!!
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Or you need two extra strength Advil after exercising caution too much.

 

You know you're getting old when...You don't care where your wife goes, just so you don't have to go along.

 

I was still putting Briggs and Straton motors in mini bikes then

 

My first bike was in '70, used Honda 305 Scrambler. My father bought me a used Briggs & Stratton engine when I was in grade school, made buggies to run around back yard.

 

The B&S engines were coveted by all us kids back then. Mini bikes, and go karts. On trash days a tossed out lawn mower did not last long.

 

Weren't they recycled into VW Bugs?

 

My business partner is 55. His 10 year old son asked him if he used to get his mail delivered by messenger hawk. True story.

 

That is what Velcro is for.

 

It's scary when you start making the same noises
as your coffee maker.

 

.....while en route to the john....

 

... when you start bitching about hard it is to get things open these days.

 

We had those years ago. My daughter had one that shot arrows and my wife and son had ones that had a belt full of darts

 

.... When you need a flashlight to change the batteries in another flashlight.

 

What?





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New flashlight, 4 batteries, can't read which way they go in on the flashlight itself. Can't see it on the package because of low light. Needed another flashlight.

I'll rethink posting next time. If you have to explain the joke....