You Know You're Getting Old When:

When the salesman at the motorcycle shop asks , "Sure you don't wanna try one a little more comfortable?"

Just got the big 5 ad in the newspaper, saw some pretty cool tennis shoes, look to see and they were Dr Scholls.

You still read a "paper" newspaper.

 

There's a reason for ear hairs. There they to keep slag out of your ears when welding overhead.

 

.... and then points at the Bergman or Silverwing .... LOL!

 

well this is a easy one for me-mugged by a collage girl-Now that's a really bad one- except that I am in super shape, she is more like a 100 yr women at 25.:snowman:

 

You know you're getting old when the text size on your iPhone is set to Maximum and you still can't read the emails or text messages.

Or how about when you take a photo with your phone of the instruction labels on (whatever) and then use the pinch and zoom function on your phone to read the labels cause you can't find your bifocals.

 

You know you're old when you have to put on glasses to find your glasses. True story!


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Been there bro

 

You know you're getting old when you have to scroll way down to fill in your year of birth in on line documents.

BTW. I finally had the opportunity to take advantage of seniors discount a few weeks back at the RV show.

OH! You know you're getting old when you spend more time looking at those huge RV motor homes instead of fifth wheels with bunks and sleeping for 8.

 

You know your getting old when these 20 sumthin guys at work call you old timer.....no respect

 

This is one thread that should simply die

 

I like this thread.

 

When the "Oldies" station starts playing the songs from your youth! (True story)

 

D, its called classic rock...as in old music...

 

Yup. Three regular shits a day. Morning noon and night. BTW, A fart is a digestive sigh of relief,

 

Hearing aids! Fawk man! I got a pair a couple weeks ago. Neat little fuckers they are. Has this sound masking feature that helps drown out all that guddam ringing that is near driving me nuts. Except when I wear my bifocals and have to bend down because I forgot to tie my shoes, then discover I left those upstairs, my glasses fall to the floor and be fuckt if I can find them now.

 

Gettin old ain't for wimps

 

You still love your wife.

 

Waking up after good night's sleep and enjoying a big greasy shit in the morning. Oops! Sometimes the order is reversed . . .

 

Hmmmm. Bad news. By that time, its cold.

 

Helps to stop me falling out of bed too.