Who Hates Harley Davidson?

Dudes here usually are bitching aboot pix by now. This may be the casebreaker..

 

LOL! Eskimo Doug wins the Internet today.




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The all new HD blowup doll wrapped in brown paper.

 

But according to Harley riders, god himself rides a HD!

 

Sheesh, I did'nt know that hd riders could read and write, let alone use a fountain pen! I work at a place that goes through paper towels by the bushel, well; as I am using up the last few and in the process of throwing away the card-board tube in the garbage, an idiot co-worker walks by and casually tells me that he used to "jerk-off" in those tubes. I mean, WTF? Do I need to know this? NO...sometimes the middle finger is the best response.

Anyway, at the same place there is a hd doode that is making $238 a month payments on some root-beer coloured hd, in the 4 or so years he owned it, its got 4000 miles on it. He was thinking aboot trading it in on a new model.

Maybe they can modify that Hoover Bag above to fit the HD riders heads in so they can suck what ever brains they have oot. Sort of tying in the "jerk-off" tube and the "Hoover-Bag" together. :loco: CHeerS

 

Lets hope the dudes here that have to have pix of everything to be meaningful don't chimp in on this one..

 

Amazing circus of surly deadbeat neberjels; The Motor Company riders/posers think you guys are a bunch of faggoty skidmarks in your mamma's stained skivvies all in your plastic Captain Fantastic plastic gear, and you squids think the Harley guys can't wait to kick your scrawny split tails.

Truth will set you free.

Have a great life.

 

M

Does anyone know what language this is? Bing translate was unable to auto detect the language.

 

Obviously an HD rider without the ability to see everyone is taking the piss out of HD otstir:

 

You idiots are too stupid to understand sardonic quips aimed at HARLEY owners and riders. Jesus save us. I hope you morons stay away from the ballot casting event in November of 2106. Your cognition is that of 8th graders. No, that's administering discredit to 8th graders. I own Jap bikes, imbeciles. Read the text again. Or do I need to break it down in to verbs, nouns and pronouns. I apologize for the basic sentence structures. I'll post in menial basic English next time.

Read that I posted "Harley riders/posers." That should be a clue, clueless. Ooooot.

 

I don't think the bike is the problem, just the rider. You seem to have the steroids type HD riders where you are, I rarely have any problems with HD, but there is always one idiot around.:banana:

 

Can't wait to see what BB our leader will say. :loco:

Maybe "neberjels" is something that goes in v-twins that is un-be-known to us? What if your mamma went commando? Then you would be running down her leg and not a stain in her skivvies right? Just saying :flip:

 

Wow. I've been insulted on the internet. I am so upset I don't know what to do.
Maybe badbilly will have some helpful advice.

 

If I could just make some sense out of what this clown is on about, must be a being of higher intelligence than me

 

No sense of humor I suppose

 

now if they was a few "Yo's", or" you know what im saying" in that... i might understand. sorry, yo. Ikes spents to much time in duh hood... yo!
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Where is BB with his words of wisdom at such a distressing time?

 

Distressing? I'm even finding SOW is making sense these days

 

I believe this has all been taken out of context Scotto was just expressing the way some Harley Riders/posers perceive the sport bike crowd. He owns plenty of rice grinders.

He is a Motorcyclist at heart leave him be for christ's sake, we all have one thing in common here, we all love bikes and the open road and the freedom they bring.

In the words of Rodney King "Can't we all just get along"

Welcome to the forum Scotto forgive my fellow riders for they know not what they do!

In the long run Haters gonna hate...carry on folks...

 

Well I understood him.