Humor Thread

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http://www.tim-yvonne.com/temp/fruity-pebbles.jpg

 

Let me fix that for you...

 

Looks like Toecutter will be spending a lot of time at the beach this year...

 

I wonder how many gallons they used to air brush that cover of VF!

 

My wife and I were on an African Safari when we witnessed a small antelope being chased by a cheetah.

My wife said: “If the antelope survives this one, I’ll give you a Blow Job every day for the rest of your life.”

Here's what happened...

https://youtu.be/DYDIwOnXNc8

 

Was that you?.........................

 

I have found the key to a long and happy life. Stay clear of assholes.

 

In the past, scientists belived the universe was made of protons, neutrons and electrons. Recent research and experimentation has scientist making a new discovery. There are also morons.

 

And ex wives!!

 

And "future" ex-wives.

 

That's what "governmentium" is mostly comprised of....

 

Whoh yeah. Uctum boogie-woogie chicken.

 

Oh man, as a grammar thug myself, this is killing me!

 

I've seen many remarkable nature photographs over the years but this photo of a nesting Falcon is perhaps the most remarkable nature shot that I've ever seen.

I hope you enjoy it as much as I did. Nature is truly breath-taking!

I’ve sent this mostly to my older friends since the younger ones probably have never seen a falcon and wouldn't recognize it if they saw it.

http://i.imgur.com/YW6Fufm.jpg

 

I was all excited reading this since all my buds flew birds of prey in High School, LMAO when I scrolled down.
My dad had a piss green falcon