Got my second beer making Kit at Sears!

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    I made two gals all ready, but the kit only Had 6 bottles to put it in and they cost like $18, so I figured I should just go see if I could buy about beer kit for $13+ plus it would come with 2 gals of beer making stuff too. So now I can make 4 gals of fresh light beer for $26+ tax. Nothing like fresh stuff-Bad Billy can come over and I give one but he has to be clean and not smell Bad:twitch::cheersaf::kev:
     
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    Thanks, what you may discover is that beer (ale) must age. Be careful with the use of the sterilizing agent (sodium metabisulfite) it can cause cancer. I can assure you I am as clean and smell better than those shemales you are having your way with. My chest is flatter though, just so you know.

    This brings up a question you can ask one of your latest.. When they get those boob implants, are there like famous names associated with the sets? IOW can these dude go in and order say a Milla Jovovitch or a Kim Kardashian pair?

    Also when riding pillion with one, who is the bitch?

    To the subject of bottles for your Sears Ale. Look in the society section of your local news paper for upcoming weddings and wedding receptions. Some, other than those that serve Twinkies and Koolaid, might serve one of the domestic bubblies Great bottles... that take standard caps, are punted and if you screw up on the hydrometer reading and over do the added sugar to reestablish anaerobic fermentation the bottles having great wall thickness might not blow. I should say blow up. Just blow probably is distracting with so much on your mind.

    Yours in the spirit of information reciprocity,

    BB
     
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    precarbonates is the cleaning agent, I got a new she male -this one owns a nice Farm, I may move in 90 miles from me north raises sheep, rabbits, horses should fit right in with my show cats and extic birds-Mccoys
     
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    Have you seen the shemale beer dispensers? They are life size blowup dolls that have a tap handle and two spigots. Most harleydood taverns now have one. The first ones had to be recalled and sent back with instructions.
     
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    I have shaked up mr beer-the keg foamed up nicely-looks :drinkers:-it needs another week sitting, the yeast is working.:drinkers:
     
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    If you were more into women than those dudes, you could find one with a yeast infection and brew up some pussy flavored beer. The slogan could be "This, Bud, is for you."
     
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    I save that kind of beer for you, I send it too you that way.:crazy:
     
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    This is the thanks I get for trying to improve your love life? A couple of beers? Pale Ale indeed.
     
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    well I least I offered you something:spider:
     
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    This was an excellent read.

    But I am confused about something. Why, son-of-woof, have you inserted a spider in your post above?
     
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    Maybe it's one of those wolf spiders.

    They might be handy to have around if SOW gets a case of crotch crickets from that harem of shemales he keeps talking aboot.
     
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    i may regret this but

    :worthless:
     
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    I liked reading this here thread, just saying. Pliskin, you gota visit the "motorcycle mall" in Bellville NJ, was there and was blown away, not to be confused with "blowing" "inflatable fuk-dolls" "trannies" (not transmissions) "hermaophradites" you get the picture. I could go on, but I have to clean my pool. :pound:
     
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    We got crazy banana spiders :spider:

    tried to relocate a few a couple of miles where I got them. Stuck them in a cut-in-half soda bottle and took them on a motorcycle ride. Let them go in the back yard. They cliimbed up a tree, made a web, next day - gone. They must not do well oot here in the everglades.
     
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    My Beer is all most ready to bottle and a Fizz drops to carbonate the beer and here's some spiders to sneak up on you in the middle of night.:spider::spider::spider::spider::spider::spider::spider::spider::spider::spider::spider::spider::spider::spider::spider::spider::spider::spider::spider::spider:
     
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    So now you have another two weeks to wait before its ready!
     
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    I sure hope that the tanks and bottles in these beer kits are not of the unsafe plastic types. Some can leach chemical compounds that are known to cause cancer and disrupt hormones.

    This may be why studies show that some of these kits were popular with regular straight dudes who later tuned into shemales.
     
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    IMGP0293.jpg IMGP0311.jpg IMGP0302.jpg I am bottling the beer and adding carbonation tablets for Fizz on Friday then they have to sit for another 2 weeks then I put them in the refrigerator and they are ready. I bought two kits for $26+ tax, it makes 5 gals of first rate Beer 3.7 aol by vol-a light Beer. My Himalayan show cats are going to have Kittens soon and I have two females that's about 10 kittens worth as much as my VFR before I started to mod it. I got this best VFR made, I think the 2006 with abs was the best year in Black. I am still adding expensive mods like 2 bos carbon and scotts damper, folding levers, belray 7w HP Fork oil, prestone brake fluid dot 4, sargent seat too. I take pic of Beer bottles when I get to it. I have one rare Himalayan Lilac color female, cream color with black feet and green eyes, reg noise. Plus a tortie Himaylan Female also very rare. My cats Win Cat Shows and drink beer too:disturbed: IMGP0290.jpg View attachment 27459 [ATTACH=CONFIG
     

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    With that many cats your place has to smell like cat piss. Also, are you running a kitten mill?
     
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