Official VFRWorld - Oopsie, I done did drop my bike thread

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  1. derstuka

    derstuka Lord of the Wankers Staff Member

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    Ok, it seems that these are becoming more frequent, so I figured it may be helpful to have a thread where you can all share stories as you sing kum bah ya around the :flame: and share your sorrow together. :pout: I know it can be a trying time, so this should allow you all a place to vent and laugh about it. :grouphug:

    At this time, however, I do believe that sir Randy, President of the UFRR, the great white north's largest consumer of fine scotch and depends undergarments, is the hands down king of drops :first:

    Soooooo.....if you want to learn how to drop your bike the right way, and frequently, all the while in style mind you, Randy is your man! Please contact his secretary for the next available class.

    Some of Randy's top graduates are:

    scubalong (of his top students.....only Randy himself can top long)
    slovfr (just passed his course....see example below!)
    drewl (he is growing out of practice, and needs to retake the course)
    Raymond (sadly, he sold his baby, but he was one of the better students)


    Go ahead, don't be shy, show us your best photo of your baby resting on her side! Below is Randy's student slovfr trying to pass his final exam.

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    I hope this doesn't take the place of the whole "Planking and post it" craze..... I'd hate to see a VFR do this...

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    Too funny! But I notice there's a strap on SLOVFR's bike, methinks he was cheating!
     
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    I saw the way he was packed last weekend when he arrived at my usual place of abode. If he ever started to go over, there would be no stopping that drop. Shit, he packed more than I did on my 5 week trip in 2012, yet he was only going to be gone for 2 weeks, and in fairer weather too.

    Back to Stuke placing me as leader of the pack, where the hell is that asshole button?
     
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    Haha. Great thread! It seems like the plague is upon certain VFR owners! I am sorry (well, not really) to say that I am not member of the "drop your bike" club.....yet.
     
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    Actually we need two new buttons. An asshole button, and one that says "Stuke is an asshole" We would wear one out if we just had the one.
     
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    derstuka Lord of the Wankers Staff Member

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    and here I thought you would be honored to finally be numero uno at something....sheesh oh pete's....what a mean poopie pants! :tongue:
     
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    See you next spring.....hopefully
     
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    derstuka Lord of the Wankers Staff Member

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    We are a little further south now....no longer in that nice little town of San Clemente that you liked so much. Door is always open prime minister....you can drop your bike at my place anytime! haha....just messin' PM. Just give me notice so I can make the appropriate arrangements for royalty prior to your arrival.
     
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    Will be around R3 2014 if there is one. If no R3, then it may be mid June for the sake of better weather up here. But will let you know. We gotsta go back for those fish tacos in Mexico. I will leave the drugs behind this time. Either that or bring my own condoms.
     
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    Sounds good to me. Always better to bring your own condoms, as I heard the INS reuse theirs.
     
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    Like so?
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    Im pretty sure I heard Randys asshole button being pressed
     
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    derstuka Lord of the Wankers Staff Member

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    Is that gay talk for "Randy plays for BOTH teams?" :spankme:
     
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    derstuka Lord of the Wankers Staff Member

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    I agree Joey....I think slovfr should be forced to retake the final exam. :whoops:
     
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    Hmmmm. Queen sized bed and night time snacks What could possibly be better.
     
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    I had the best save from a sure drop only the guard rail at the gas pump saved me-I had some guy push me back up from a sure drop-I got a little dent in the heat shield-that could have been done by a boot- reason for the drop -turned the wheel a little too much, also my tires were inflated 36,42 that makes the tires very rounded-next time I am setting the air at 33,35-don't know how well that will work yet. I am going to have my oem-:rant::yell::nono:seat custom made to get my feet on the ground.
     
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    Ask you shall receive :rolleyes:
    I drop my Silver few years ago
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    Poor girl :pout:
     
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    Holly shot mister. I assume you were on that when you shortened the front reach? Did you break a nail? Did you modify that guard rail in the background of the first shot?
     
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    Yes :sad: I sure did...The bike were stuck under the guard rail we have to peel her off and the result were ugly as you can see on the 2nd picture.
     
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