Why I don't drive race cars

Because I don't fit.






Same reason I don't race motorcycles either.




I was going through some older photos and came across these two and thought I'd share. I was in Japan at Motegi for a Indy race and they had some nice attractions around the track. Couldn't believe they would let my dumbass climb into a very expensive race car or a MotoGP bike but hey, when will I ever get the chance again?. It was a bitch getting out and some of the locals enjoyed my antics.

 

Dude, are you like 8 feet tall, or are those really small vehicles? Lol

 

At least the guy is honest. Some dudes on here would claim the reason is that they would just destroy the competition.

Maybe he could fit in a monster truck..

 

Ha!!! I'm only 6'2". About 240lbs. at the time of the pics. Seriously though, it was a tight fit.

Even if I was 4'10" and 120lbs. I'd still probably suck at competative racing. I'm not even that great with a reset button!

 

A tight fit? It looks like you were shoehorned into that car! I love it! Great pictures.

 

Anyone else that is 4' 10" and 120lbs or even smaller, and is not a racer, there are some wonderful opportunities in Mexico City on one of the midget wrestling teams. Costumes are included.

 

Mexico City used to be a nice place to visit. Now the street crime destroys it. Camino-Re/AL was a hot shit place to stay.

I see big bastards like above on "BUsa'S" here in the South...not a viffer...

cheers, :drinkers:

 

Doogleman, you make that GP bike look like a mini bike :hss:

 

:hss: I just saw a GIANT
ound:

 

oh yeah, my buddy (also rides a '06 VFR) is about 6'6" with a size 14 boot. I don't look so big next to him.

 

True, but you can hire a half dozen midgets for bodyguards for the price of one big dude..