Cagers and Phones

If there is someone out there who can teach me to drive (great of course), text, eat Jo-jo's,
jerk off to Oprah, do my hair and nails, punch every station on the AM/FM dial to find my fave Justin Beaver tune between mile signs keep mum happy, I promise not to talk on my cellphone whilst driving.

Wait a fukin minute!! I don't even have a cellphone. Nevermind..

 

Seriously???? far out :hippie:

 

I don't care what everyone said all I know is I like Jevfr's Avatar. It is so inviting

 

Seriously.. I may get one. I hear I can now steam my Oprah re-runs on one and if I go to Japan, buy schoolgirl panties with one from vending machines and shoot stills of myself taking a dump, Also, I understand one can call ahead for valet parking at WalMart.

 

+1 with Long!

BB, that's ballet parking, Wally world has upgraded further. :funky: ound:

 

+2 to Long. "Suddenly I'm craving milk"

Once BB gets a phone maybe we can all pitch in and get him a bluetooth helmet. Then he can cruise around in an Oprah induced coma.

 

I don't even listen to the radio when i'm driving in the city. Unless you're a ninja, hearing is an important sense that you need to pay attention to.

 

As long as the donations are at least fifty bucks a pop. Right now all I have is a 15" (diagonal) plasma monitor, duct taped to the inside of my windscreen.

 

Our new store has it all:

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Durk, I get beat up on too because I'm not an AGTATT type of guy either.

 

You should expect to get beat up with those All Gay Tattoos on any biker forum except for just a few.

 

Been dodging this thread as to not go off on a rant. Dead hooker joke sucked me in.

 

No pun intended? :hangme: :yuck: :evil:

 

Last year a young woman texting lost controlled her car, crossed four lanes of traffic and missile locked onto my truck while I was on my way to work. Of course she denied it, but there were witnesses. The witnesses looked about as goofy as she was so I just waited for a while then lured her into a vacant lot where I cut off her head and threw it in the river. Sure beat throwing spark plugs.

And before you ask about the body Toecutter.... Yes. Yes I did.

 

WOW!! Talk about giving body, soul and head all at the same time.

 

These things are a friggin disease. Yeah, I'm an old fart, but managed to live a relatively full life without the need to farkin talk rubbish on piece of must have plastic. Many years lived with having to make calls from a phone box or wait till I got home & used a land line. Was waiting for my wife to come out of a shop & women sitting near me gets a call & looks at me like I'm supposed to walk away "I've got a call!" Going to get a T-shirt made up "F*ck Mobile Phones - I have a Life"

 

Flash! Medical science has finally found the cure for the sometimes painful and irritating "Honeydosis."

Immersion of any cellphone in a solution of 5-7% sodium hypochlorite+H20 or a 10% solution of HCl+H20.

Some evidence still remains that feelings of guilt may linger and buying a set of earplugs helps.

 

I would have been tempted to appear to be listening intently to her conversation otstir: - at that point she might have gotten the hint and walked to a discrete distance if she wanted some privacy - I really don't care if I get dirty or disapproving looks from someone with the ettiquete of a pile of cow dung :bs:. But then again, I might be casting pearls before swine.

 

You are absolutely right pacemaker. There are generations of humans that didn't know life before cellphones. They've grown up watching their parents on them or had phones a young age themselves and sadly probably couldn't get through their day without them. These people will not put the phone down when driving, walking across an intersection, in a public place... wherever. Cellphones are not so much a disease but more like an addiction. To a motorcyclists these people are just another hazard we have to prepare ourselves for.

Now any ideas on how to mount this?