What gets your goat?

Wow she let you keep the goat????

 

I live 40 miles SW of Glacier Natl Park and I hate hate hate the annual "running of the Winnebagos" as we call it. 75 year old farts who never drive anything bigger than a Toyota in these 30-40' boxes. They either drive 45 and can't stay in their lane or go 75 and scare the shit out of me.

Come on October! Best riding month up here.

 

People that park in the fire lane in front of a store. I want to take a crowbar to their fucking cars. I really do.

 

Parents who park in the goddamn red zone while they pick up their kids from school.

Assholes.

Jose

 

People that pull over in the right lane (if you're lucky) out of nowhere, no turn signal, no blinker, let someone out of the vehicle, like they're driving a fucking bus and they have the right to hold up traffic on a main road. Also, fucking busses come to think of it!!!

 

Guys (at least I hope it is guys) who piss all over the toilet seat at work and leave it for the next guy to take care of or avoid. I mean, I could understand if it was some homeless bum, or a college kid after a night of partying and I worked in a bar/club... but this is the 10 floor of a corporate building where half the people wear suits and ties for crying out loud. Clean up after yourselves you disgusting lazy fucks.

 

A friend of mine runs a corporate cleaning company - he reckons he'd rather clean the toilets at the MCG than the sky scraper office blocks in the city... Citing used sanitary items thrown on the floor of the womens toilet, messages written on the walls with said sanitary item, shit on the seats and that's just in the womens...!!! Like you, djd, we're talking swisho suit wearing staff...!!!

 

My turn..

Politicians without a clue who decide on roadway use. Cases in point:

1. Centrally located lanes in general that are usually wider than the driving lanes. The deal here is that what ya got is a wide spot in the middle of the road where two vehicles going in opposite directions can "meet". These are also used for temporary parking, unloading and passing lanes by cagers, bicycle riders who want to cross the highway and pedestrians who seem to think they are safe standing in the middle of highway 101..

2. The above with the added feature of bicycle lanes on either side of the roadway that are wider than the driving lanes in some places. Where you say? Try Corvallis, Ogeron.

3. Most harleydoods whose half of the road is the middle half.

 

I get this problem too at my corporate office where EVERYONE wears business attire not some blue collar factory. And what's also annoying is we have automatic flushing toilets but they don't work 100% of the time and I'll get a "gift" from the previous occupant and guess who's gotta manually flush it down? Come on folks at least take a few seconds to check if it flushed all the way!

 

What the corporate world dudes need is more outhouses. No need to flush. The bluecollar guys just fix those autocommodes..

 

Fat People!!! I dont mean the functioning fat people. I mean the fat lazy arses that.....

1. Get the handicap parking at the front of all stores. Yes I understand that you have a "problem" with your weight. Some could be legit, like an over active thyroid. But really..... you have to have the closest parking spot.

2. Once in the store they get the battery powered carts... Now you are showing that you really dont care for yourself at all. Not even attempting to do yourself some good. WALK DAMNIT!!!!

3. Block the isle of the store. Why??? Because you have to park your little zoomie on one side of the isle so you can get out of the cart to the other side of the isle. Then you have to do a 10 min. price comparison of two genaric brand items all while your fat ass is blocking the isle. Of course somewhere right where your standing is something I need to finish my list. I leave and come back several times and your still there.

4. And this is the tit of tits.....(And I know everyone here has done this last one when seeing someone like this at the grocery store.) As I walk by your cart I can see inside the basket area that you have all the stereo-typical nutrients of why you are in such fantastic shape. 2 cases of Coke (didnt even try for the diet) twinkies, potato chips, all assorment of candies, hamburger meat. If you are overweight and your were walking and pushing a cart Id probably pay you no mind.

Some people really hate clowns.....Lazy fat people. They are my clowns.

 

People that sell something on ebay and have a picture of it sitting in the grass.
Great, I really wanted that until I saw it was laying in weeds.

 

FTW!!! Best rant to far in the thread.

 

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FATGAT

 

That photo doesn't count. I sold the suzuki long ago.

 

What gets my goat? Skinny models in bra commercials who don't even need bras. I don't mean Dolly Parton, but women with a bit more wouldn't be too much to ask for, would it?
I realize I'm not their target demographic, but come on!

 

Goats on a bender drinking all the beer before pushing your wheelbarrow over.

 

Just remember guys, baaaaa means noooooo....

 

what gets my goat is when peeps post stuff for sale in the classifieds on this sight and it is exactly what you want to buy. then, you contact them and ask if it is still available and they say yea. and your all like cool, i'll buy from this guy on the board instead of the one on ebay. ya know, deal with a fellow viffer guy. then day after day goes bye and you send message after message and you never hear from the fucker! and now the one you were watching on ebay is gone! yep, gets my goat alright!!!