Funny Craigslist Ad

Pretty funny craigslist ad Good looking bike too!

2002 Ducati 748 Biposto FS / Trade for VFR800

 

Boy, that guy has got tallent-LMFAO

 

That's pretty F'ing funny! Reminds me of the ad with a guys girl (or ex girlfriend) in front of his car with the caption " For Sale: can't afford to maintain anymore....going to school. High mileage, worn out interior, loud, lots of modifications, used to be fun but now it's boring, not very reliable but stands up to a beating. Test drivers welcome. Best offer. Call Rob at 822-XXXX. OR if you want the car call *753-XXXX"

 

Hillarious.............:rofl:

 

I did send him an email to see if he want to trade my VFR

 

Really , dont you have a Duc already ?----------------Trader

 

Yeah, I think I've seen something like that before. I see some funny/original ads on craigslist that makes me laugh or just reply with thumbs up!

 

Just messing with the guy.......he said to many miles on mine

 

Hello,

The ad is mine though I can't take credit for it. Its largely based on my favorite CL ad of all time, and I'm just paying tribute. I figured others would enjoy it as much as I do. So that said, hopefully I'll be joining you guys soon when this sells or trades.

 

Welcome to the forums. :welcome:

Looking for a bike that you can live with, eh? hehe

 

I've gained an interest in doing some distance and multiple day rides so the VFR seems to fit the bill a little better.

 

Was it the ad where the guy was looking for the room mate? That one was hilarious!

 

Nah, the ad was for another Duc out of Fresno.

 

Here's the one I was talking about...(Sorry for the hijack but this one is too funny to not post) Yours is pretty good too I will say.

(Reading out load makes it even funnier, IMO)

Konichiwa bitches. Are you looking for the most kick-ass fucking roommate that ever lived? If so, look no further. You fucking found him. I'm a 25-year-old professional marketing agent with experience at bad-ass companies in New York Fucking City. That's right! What you know about experience? I graduated from Auburn University in Alabama, and moved to NYC at the ripe, tender age of 22. After deciding that New York was a stinky shit-hole, I moved back to Alabama to cultivate more professional experience. Why? So I can make millions of dollars and not have to post shit like this on Craigslist.

Anyway, so I landed this job with a marketing firm in San Francisco, and I have no fucking clue where to live. Honestly, I'm moving there in 3 weeks, so I don't give a shit if I have to sleep in your bathtub.
A bit about me: I'm respectful, quiet, clean and I won't bother any of your shit. If you leave shit out, I'm just like, "Oh fuck I better not mess with this shit, because it's not mine." I turn off lights. I clean toilets. Fuck it. I'll even cook for you. That's right! My dad is a chef and taught me everything there is to know about cooking southern cajun cuisine. I'll fry green tomatoes, cover them with marinated crab meat and smother that shit in bearnaise. EVERY. GODDAMN. NIGHT. Don't eat meat? That's fucking FANTASTIC! I'll make a zucchini and yellow squash carpaccio that will knock your fucking socks off.
I also read a lot. I fucking LOVE books. Vonnegut, Palahniuk, Hawthorne. All that shit. I read Tuesday's with Morrie the other day. It's a sad story, but I learned something about life, love, knowledge and the pursuit of something greater than myself. Fucking smart. Do you like movies? I fucking love them. We can watch the shit out of some movies together if you like, or go get drinks, or work out, hike, play video games or play a game of one-on-one basketball, or I don't have to talk to you at all. It's completely UP TO YOU!

Sometimes I play guitar. Are you going to love getting baked and listening to Bob Dylan and Pink Floyd? LIVE? WHENEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT? Of course you are! I'll take requests and learn any song you like, because I have the voice of an angel and the acoustical stylings of James Fucking Taylor. AWWWWWW SHIT YEA!

A lot of people ask me, "Hey, you're from Alabama. Are you racist?" And, the answer to that question is, no. I'm not racist or judgmental at all. I love everyone. I'm a secular humanist. I FUCKING LOVE PEOPLE. That's the only requirement to being a secular humanist actually. You have to like other human beings and want to help them for no other reason than they are human regardless of race, religion or sexual preference. WTF?!!!? Pretty fucking cool right?
I own almost nothing! I'm driving my car from Alabama to California in which I'll be transporting two duffelbags of clothes, one laptop computer, one guitar, one cell-phone with charger, 8 pairs of shoes, one picture frame, probably some condoms and a shitload of beef jerky and Pringles for the trip. Though, you can expect the jerky to be gone upon my arrival. Unless you'd like me to pick up some on my way into the city. See?! I'm the most considerate person you've ever met. I'm offering to buy you shit already!

Am I interested in your pad? You can bet my nomadic ass I am! I only require 4 walls, a ceiling and a floor to shelter me from the elements. Other than that, anything else will be considered a convenient plus. I'm taking being a roommate to the next level. Email me! I'll hook yo ass up with Facebook links, background checks, credit reports, phone numbers, resumes, references, awards, sexual history, pictures of karate trophies and a list of the top 10 women I'd like to bang before I die. If you want a next-generation roommate who consistently blows your fucking mind with awesomeness, then hit me up. I'm ready to give you money.

 

LOL. I'd like him as a roommate, and I hate roommates...

 

Hey, thanks for making us laugh. Hope you get your vfr soon! I see some locally for sale for decent prices on Craigslist!

 

Yeah I remember this one, another great!

Thanks! I've looked at some of those. Doesn't seem to be a great selection right now though.

 

I got a ride on a 748 about 10 years ago, and my wrists and back still hurt !!

 

lol yeah it's not for everyone. I love it and it's been an extremely difficult decision to let her go. But for multi day trips she's not the right bike and I can't afford her and a VFR.

 

Yeah that's pretty good. HOWEVER, this is CL gold.

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